Unconventional Interrogation Technique

Back When I Worked as a Waitress

Manager: You can't wear that.

Me: My pentacle...?

Manager: Your necklace, yes.

Me: It's a religious thing. Plus, I wear it under my shirt most of the time. It just falls out every now and again.

Manager:You still can't wear it.

Me: What about Suzy McChristianson over there with her cross necklace?

Manager: That's different.

Me: It literally isn't though.

Starting to realize the reason I find Soraya so relatable is, because I struggled with feeling like I was inherently evil due to my autism and ADHD. Her learning to accept her powers kind of parallels my struggles to accept my neurodiversity, although thankfully without a kingdom at stake. 

These screenshots are hilarious.

Knights of the Old Republic + The Onion headlines, part 2

Percy, holding the door for Mary: After you :)

Mary: No, after you :)

Percy: I insist, after you :)

Byron, pushing pass the both of them: No, after me.

This is both hilarious and accurate for Lord Byron, who really was that arrogant.

Damn, this is both hilarious and accurate. 

If the Romans and Friends Had Outgoing Voice Messages Part 2

Cleopatra: You have reached 1-800 That Bitch, and this is a message to let SOMEBODY (Antony) know that if he so much as TRIES to steal my takeout this time I will stab him in the eye

Octavia: Before you begin your message I'd like to apologize for anything my brother has done to provoke you, I am not responsible for him

Cicero: You have reached the only voice of reason left in this hellhole, please leave a message.

Agrippa: Marcus Agrippa, please leave a message. Sorry I can't come to the phone right now but I literally never have a moment free *depressed laugh*

Can I Copy Your Homework: Yugioh Edition

I’ll Help You With It: Tea Gardner, Yami Yugi/Atem

Yeah, Sure: Yugi Moto, Mai Valentine

Bold of You to Assume I did the Homework: Duke Devlin

LOL, Nope: Mokuba Kaiba, Serenity Wheeler

Wait, We Had Homework: Joey Wheeler, Tristan Taylor

Read at 5:55 P.M.: Seto Kaiba

Liara T’Soni is autistic and nothing can convince me otherwise. 

This is awesome!

My recreations of ancient Roman hairstyles for my Roman Society project! Julia Domna (portrait bust style 2) and Faustina the Younger.

Just goes to show New Orleans has always had lax alcohol laws. 

Prohibition agent Izzy Einstein bragged that he could find liquor in any city in under 30 minutes. In Chicago it took him 21 min. In Atlanta 17, and Pittsburgh just 11. But New Orleans set the record: 35 seconds. Einstein asked his taxi driver where to get a drink, and the driver handed him one.

And an amazing boyfriend. 

a fool and a lost jedi