Hyunjin: I Think I Found A Way To Make Money.

Seungmin: Some people are like slinkies.

Chan: What?

Seungmin: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

Chan:

Chan: Please don’t push Changbin down the stairs.

Seungmin: You can’t stop me.

Chan: But like...it’s a lot.

Chan: Everything in my life is a hot mess right now.

Chan: I’m under so much pressure. I just can’t even.

Chan: What is going on here?

Jisung:

Felix:

Jisung: Let's face it, Chan-

Felix: -this is not the worst thing you've caught us doing.

Chan: My name is Chan.

Chan: But you can call me

Chan: *clumsily puts on sunglasses*

Chan: Anytime.

Seungmin: You’re pretty dumb.

Felix: Thanks.

Seungmin: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.

Felix: All i heard was “you’re pretty”. I am focusing on the positives in life.

Changbin: When I drink alcohol, everyone says I am an alcoholic.

Changbin: But when I drink fanta, no one says I'm fantastic.

Changbin: *shakes his head and proceed to chug entire glass of lemonade*

[On the phone]

Changbin: Hello

Minho, with a stern voice: You get over here right now.

Changbin: Who is this?

Minho: This is you in 40 years. "Who is this?" I swear.

[probably jisung and felix at one point]

Felix: No offense but my IQ is probably five times more than yours.

Jisung: Five times zero is still zero.

Chan: You mean Jisung is in trouble or Jisung is the trouble?

Changbin: I mean he’s either in trouble or he’s going to be one.

Minho: This was a 100% successful trip.

Hyunjin: We lost Changbin.

Minho: This was a 100% successful trip.