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[probably jisung and felix at one point]

Felix: No offense but my IQ is probably five times more than yours.

Jisung: Five times zero is still zero.

Hyunjin: I like your top.

Jisung: Please call changbin by his name.

Felix: Why do you hate me so much?

Minho: Because people think you are nice, you are humble, you say excuse me..

Minho: You look like little birds help you to dress up in the morning. People don't fear you.

Felix: Hey, I haven't been dressed by a bird since I was two.

Changbin: When I drink alcohol, everyone says I am an alcoholic.

Changbin: But when I drink fanta, no one says I'm fantastic.

Changbin: *shakes his head and proceed to chug entire glass of lemonade*

[Jeongin reading a French child book]

Jeongin: Uhh, how do you actually giggle in French?

Seungmin: Okay, first of all, you can't-

Felix: HoNhOnHOn ouI oUi baGUettE.

Jisung: My life is too much panic and not enough disco.

Hyunjin: My life is too much fall and not enough boy.

Seungmin: My life is too much chemical and not enough romance.

Felix: My life is too much imagination and not enough dragons.

00's line: *sighing in disappointment*

Changbin: What are you? Twelve?

Jisung: Yeah.

Jisung: On a scale from one to ten.

Changbin:

Chan: You know what strength is?

Chan: It's forgiving someone who wasn't even sorry.

Minho: Not to be dramatic but I would literally rather die.

Seungmin: I don't consider myself hip.

Seungmin: I'm like

Seungmin: Shoulder.

Jisung: No, you are an ass.

[skz organising birthday party for Minho]

Minho: Pshh, adults don't care about their birthdays.

Changbin: You came to jyp building last year on a horse.

Minho: Maybe, only cats can become ghost. That's why ghost always knock over stuff and make noises at night.

Changbin:

Minho: I have connected the two dots.

Changbin: You didn't connect shit.

Minho: I have connected them.

[Felix locking himself in the bathroom]

Seungmin: You need to get out from there, Felix!

Hyunjin: You can’t escape from us!

*noise inside the bathroom*

Seungmin:

Hyunjin:

Seungmin: A-are you flushing yourself down the toilet?

Jisung, in the living room, eating popcorn: I did it once. It didn’t work as it seems..

[On the phone]

Chan: Where are you?

Jisung: I'm in Spain.

Jisung: Except the s is silent.

Chan:

Jisung:

Jisung: I'm serious, Chan. Please come back home. My butt stuck inside the washing machine.

Changbin: Minho is such a bitch.

Minho: Come again bitch.

Changbin: He's like the main mean girl.

Minho, looking proud at himself: I'm a shady bitch.

Chan: What is going on here?

Jisung:

Felix:

Jisung: Let's face it, Chan-

Felix: -this is not the worst thing you've caught us doing.

Chan: This is extremely dangerous, Felix. I'm not going to let you do this.

Felix: Excuse me sir but danger is my middle name.

Chan: No, you are lying.

Chan: *ruffles Felix's hair* Your middle name is cutie pie.

Minho: This was a 100% successful trip.

Hyunjin: We lost Changbin.

Minho: This was a 100% successful trip.

[How To Annoy Seungmin 101]

Hyunjin: Carpe diem, seize the day.

Felix: Carpe noctem, seize the night.

Jisung: Carpe natem, seize the ass.

Seungmin: One more word and I'm going to carpe someone's neck. Try me.

Hyunjin, Felix and Jisung, whispering into Seungmin's ears: ᶜᵃʳᵖᵉ ᶜᵒˡˡᵘᵐ

Hyunjin: I think I found a way to make money.

Minho: You'd make a decent stripper.

Hyunjin: I'd make an AMAZING stripper, but that's not what I'm talking about.

Minho, loading a Nerf gun with real bullets: It's Nerf or notHING.

Seungmin: Why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Chan: *whisper* Why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Felix, creeping up behind chan: Because i have small hands...

Chan, still whispering: Because he has small hands...

Chan: So! Do you want to talk about your feelings, Seungmin?

Seungmin: Pass.

Jisung: I do!

Chan: I know, Jisung.

Jisung: I'm sad.

Chan: I know, Jisung.

[Chan picking Stray Kids member]

Chan: So, tell me..why should I pick you as Skz member?

Minho: The real question is, why should I allow you to pick me?

Chan, whispering: Can he do that?

Jeongin: Can you recommends me any books that make you cry?

Felix: General Mathematics. Sixth edition.

Minho: Alright Jeongin, listen up.

Minho: There’s three ways to do thing: the right way, the wrong way and the Minho way.

Jeongin: Isn’t that also a wrong way?

Minho: Yes, but it’s faster.

Felix: Okay Seungmin, let’s do a movie about our friendship.

Seungmin: Felix, no.

Felix: Great you already know your line.

Changbin: My dick is like life, life is hard.

Hyunjin: Life is also short.

Changbin: I believe you said that your childhood experience was a satisfactory?

Jisung: No, you misheard me. I said it was a “sadness factory”.

Jisung: Girls are so hot.

Jisung: Guys are hot too, man.

Jisung: Why everyone is so hot?

Seungmin, sipping his tea: Global warming

Minho: You look good today bro. Pro homo.

Hyunjin: Do you mean, “no homo”?

Minho: It’s almost 2020. We support the gay, Hyunjin. Pro homo.