Hyunjin, Lying Seductively On A Bed: Why Don't You Come Join Me, Hot Stuff?

Minho: You only live once?

Minho: False. You live everyday. You die once.

Seungmin: I don't consider myself hip.

Seungmin: I'm like

Seungmin: Shoulder.

Jisung: No, you are an ass.

Minho: 80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm, 20% don’t care.

Woojin: That’s 110%.

Minho: 20% don’t care.

Woojin: Should’ve seen that coming.

Felix: I am 39 cheetos tall.

Chan: And why did you think you needed to measure your height in cheetos?

Felix: We were out of doritos.

[Chan picking Stray Kids member]

Chan: So, tell me..why should I pick you as Skz member?

Minho: The real question is, why should I allow you to pick me?

Chan, whispering: Can he do that?

Jisung: The stress i get from the kpop industry has caused me to go into depression.

Seungmin: Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling 'bummed out'?

Jisung: Seungmin, you ignorant slut.

Chan: You know what strength is?

Chan: It's forgiving someone who wasn't even sorry.

Minho: Not to be dramatic but I would literally rather die.

[probably jisung and felix at one point]

Felix: No offense but my IQ is probably five times more than yours.

Jisung: Five times zero is still zero.

Chan: So! Do you want to talk about your feelings, Seungmin?

Seungmin: Pass.

Jisung: I do!

Chan: I know, Jisung.

Jisung: I'm sad.

Chan: I know, Jisung.

Hyunjin: Bro-

Changbin: You just had your tongue in my mouth ten minutes ago, don’t pretend it didn’t happen and call me ‘bro’.

Hyunjin: