Jisung: What Do You Mean "Jeongin Can Make Everyone Happy"?

Jeongin: Can you recommends me any books that make you cry?

Felix: General Mathematics. Sixth edition.

[Might be pre-debut Hyunjin and Jisung at some point]

Hyunjin: Look, let’s just agree to say “I’m sorry” on the count of three.

Hyunjin: One, two, three.

Jisung:

Hyunjin:

Hyunjin: See? Now, i’m just dissapointed in both of us.

Chan: I’m sorry, Jeongin but i’m pretty busy right now.

Chan: Minho, why don’t you show Jeongin what a fax machine is?

Minho: Okay, imagine a letter had an unprotected sex with a phone-

Chan: Cool metaphore, still explicit. You can get out now.

Changbin: Chan has every right to be pissed at me. I didn’t follow his orders and i screwed up the task.

Changbin: The only way to make things right is to do the worst most awful thing imaginable.

Jisung: *nods* Dip your penis in vinegar.

Changbin:

[On the phone]

Chan: Where are you?

Jisung: I'm in Spain.

Jisung: Except the s is silent.

Chan:

Jisung:

Jisung: I'm serious, Chan. Please come back home. My butt stuck inside the washing machine.

Seungmin: Why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Chan: *whisper* Why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Felix, creeping up behind chan: Because i have small hands...

Chan, still whispering: Because he has small hands...

Jisung: My life is too much panic and not enough disco.

Hyunjin: My life is too much fall and not enough boy.

Seungmin: My life is too much chemical and not enough romance.

Felix: My life is too much imagination and not enough dragons.

00's line: *sighing in disappointment*

Chan: You three. Explain. Now.

Hyunjin: It was Jisung.

Felix: It was Jisung.

Jisung:...It was me.

Jisung: Does it hurt?

Hyunjin: What? When i fall from heaven? Come on, han, you can do better than that..

Jisung: No.

Jisung: I mean, when you fall from the vending machine.

Hyunjin:

Jisung:

Jisung: Because you are a snack.

Jisung: Hey, Woojin-hyung!

Woojin: Okay, what the hell? Chan just called and said that you abandoned him to get a classified information from his computer.

Woojin:-and licked a roll of antique stamps.

Felix: The stamps were on me. I was curious of how old glue taste like.

Felix: Answer: it taste like a horse lollipop.