Hyunjin: If You Like Me, Raise Your Hand.

Seungmin: Why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Chan: *whisper* Why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Felix, creeping up behind chan: Because i have small hands...

Chan, still whispering: Because he has small hands...

[On the phone]

Changbin: Hello

Minho, with a stern voice: You get over here right now.

Changbin: Who is this?

Minho: This is you in 40 years. "Who is this?" I swear.

[Jisung's first time cooking]

Jisung: So...how is it?

Seungmin: This squid is so undercooked i can still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off.

Jisung: Hey, Felix! Look at this art.

Jisung: *hands Felix his phone*

Felix: This is the front camera..

Felix:

Jisung:

Felix: OH MY GOD-

Minho: You look good today bro. Pro homo.

Hyunjin: Do you mean, “no homo”?

Minho: It’s almost 2020. We support the gay, Hyunjin. Pro homo.

Jisung: Hey, Woojin-hyung!

Woojin: Okay, what the hell? Chan just called and said that you abandoned him to get a classified information from his computer.

Woojin:-and licked a roll of antique stamps.

Felix: The stamps were on me. I was curious of how old glue taste like.

Felix: Answer: it taste like a horse lollipop.

Minho: Looking good in that jeans, Sung.

Jisung: Eyes up here, Minho. I am more than just a piece of ass.

[Seungmin, Minho and Chan trapped in a haunted house]

Seungmin: Why the ghost won't talk to us?

Minho: Maybe they are homophobic.

Chan: We are not gay, Minho.

Seungmin: We aren't?

[Felix, staring at the distance]

Changbin: Hey, what are you looking at?

Felix: Do you ever wonder that when you step on people's foot, they open their mouth like a trash can?

Changbin:

Changbin: *grabs a chair and joins Felix*

[at breakfast]

Jisung: What if instead of milk in my cereal, i put in coffee?

Chan, walking past him: What if you don’t?