[at Dinner]

[Chan picking Stray Kids member]

Chan: So, tell me..why should I pick you as Skz member?

Minho: The real question is, why should I allow you to pick me?

Chan, whispering: Can he do that?

[How To Annoy Seungmin 101]

Hyunjin: Carpe diem, seize the day.

Felix: Carpe noctem, seize the night.

Jisung: Carpe natem, seize the ass.

Seungmin: One more word and I'm going to carpe someone's neck. Try me.

Hyunjin, Felix and Jisung, whispering into Seungmin's ears: ᶜᵃʳᵖᵉ ᶜᵒˡˡᵘᵐ

[On the phone]

Changbin: Hello

Minho, with a stern voice: You get over here right now.

Changbin: Who is this?

Minho: This is you in 40 years. "Who is this?" I swear.

Chan: Why Changbin is on the counter?

Minho: He wants to be tall.

Hyunjin: *shed tears* He is finally a foot taller than me.

Chan: So! Do you want to talk about your feelings, Seungmin?

Seungmin: Pass.

Jisung: I do!

Chan: I know, Jisung.

Jisung: I'm sad.

Chan: I know, Jisung.

Felix: So..Chan-hyung, I have some news.

Chan: What. Happened.

Felix: Well, remember when you told me not to burn down our house?

Chan:

Chan: You burn down our house?

Felix: No!

Felix: I had the fire put out almost immediately!

Chan: What is going on here?

Jisung:

Felix:

Jisung: Let's face it, Chan-

Felix: -this is not the worst thing you've caught us doing.

[Felix locking himself in the bathroom]

Seungmin: You need to get out from there, Felix!

Hyunjin: You can’t escape from us!

*noise inside the bathroom*

Seungmin:

Hyunjin:

Seungmin: A-are you flushing yourself down the toilet?

Jisung, in the living room, eating popcorn: I did it once. It didn’t work as it seems..

Minho: Maybe, only cats can become ghost. That's why ghost always knock over stuff and make noises at night.

Changbin:

Minho: I have connected the two dots.

Changbin: You didn't connect shit.

Minho: I have connected them.

[Seungmin, Minho and Chan trapped in a haunted house]

Seungmin: Why the ghost won't talk to us?

Minho: Maybe they are homophobic.

Chan: We are not gay, Minho.

Seungmin: We aren't?