Can I Use You As A Weighted Blanket To Help Me Deal W/ My Autisim And Touch Starvation?

The Mandalorian: *briefly moves Baby Yoda off his lap*

Baby Yoda: Father is… evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the galaxy as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

https://youtu.be/o6BNLPkUW5s

MANY THOUGHTS HEAD FULL

hewwo??

sure why not

https://www.youtube.com/embed/vl3Xs-B8piA?feature=oembed&enablejsapi=1&origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&wmode=opaque

here’s my second video which killed me and took my soul so i hope u enjoy it

peter, lying on his stomach with his face in his pillow while ned is sitting on the bed next to him: and then I called him “dad”

tony, talking to rhodey while trying not to cry: and then he called me “dad”

i’ve been doing my homework on how to break into a writing career and honestly. there’s a Lot that i didn’t know about thats critical to a writing career in this day and age, and on the one hand, its understandable because we’re experiencing a massive cultural shift, but on the other hand, writers who do not have formal training in school or don’t have the connections to learn more via social osmosis end up extremely out of loop and working at a disadvantage. 

Once again WHOEVER RUNS THIS ACCOUNT DESERVES A RISE ASAP BECAUSE..

Shit you hear in the Ravenclaw common room at 3am:

How do spells even work since we can do magic without using incantations or even wands? How do you create a spell? Incantations are probably 100% bullshit since wizarding communities from each country all have their own. So like, are incantations even necessary? Or have we just been conditioned to believe they are? Spells are fake, Susan. What’s stopping me from creating a spell that can maim people and have the incantation be “pygmy puff”? WHAT’S STOPPING ME SUSAN? Imagine creating a spell that can, like, blow up people or whatever, and making the incantation “Dumbledore’s Hairy Dick”. Hell yes I fucking would, Susan! Imagine Death Eaters running around just shouting “Dumbledore’s Hairy Dick” at people. It would be hilarious Susan. Anyway nothing is real and I’m going to bed. ‘night, Susan.

hey do you guys know about the uncomfortably horny BDSM song cut from Disney’s Aladdin