Sure Why Not

a modern au catradora 

based on this post

Bob was later caught with a whole island’s worth of weed in his inventory.

(Some time in the future)

D.A.D.D.I.E.S. employee: How’d you get those burn scars?

Normal: My ex-wife was really bad at JezzBall.

Hey how come this tall modern skyscraper apartment in new york cost so much money? 

Hey did I ever tell you how I got your blog blocked on my school’s laptops? Like tumblr isn’t blocked, but your account specifically is.

i have never until this moment been so profoundly pleased with the trajectory of my life & accomplishments

Just a nature-loving, birkenstock-rocking, crunchy-munchy granola druid dad

Screen Rant Article // Freddie Prinze Jr's Rant

Part 1 // Part 2

Day 3: Adoption for Kalluzeb Appreciation 2020

@kalluzeb