I Need To Flex My Writing Fingers

So my room mate dragged me into a fandom kicking and screaming...

i know there’s more than this out there but it really is incredible that people will look at a fictional character someone else wrote and collectively say “I will write you a hundred happy endings.”

WOULD I EVER

i need this so much now-

okay im curious, if me and friend (@flowqr-boy) co-wrote a hermitcraft wings of fire au, would yall read it? 🤔

PLASMOID

GENDER ACHIEVED

Ok, so you've been isekai'd to the dnd world and may or may not die due to the class you've been assigned. Better question. Are you human? (spinner wheel of all dnd5e species)

Oh wow, I get to be Siren Lizzie, and I get to have a bunch of magic singing powers, and Scar and Jimmy as friends, and-

Oh. Oh, wait. She is so gonna murder me for stealing her husband.

you are personally and directly hit by a bus¹ and isekai-ed, via resurrection, into the body of the main character your most recent WIP

reblog and tell me: on a scale of 1–10, how screwed are you right now?

¹ this is, transparently, a plot device, so if you are about to tell me "joke's on you, I never leave my fifteenth floor apartment!" then you may rest assured it will have tremendous comedic value when the bus is launched into the sky and crashes through your apartment wall to flatten you anyway

Adding this here as a random detail I'd thought of but forgot to mention; Mumbo, Lizzie, Etho, and Joel all live together, and Joel and Lizzie are secretly married (Mumbo's got a dad high up in tech stuff and threw enough money at the marriage people to keep it on the down-low). Mumbo and Lizzie are a platonic pair and Etho and Joel present as dating, but they don't really mean it, and all four of them have a friday activity where they all eat dinner together for at least one hour and reminisce about the funny or annoying things that happened to them that week. Also Mumbo and Lizzie jokingly call them SmallEtho specifically because they hate it lol. Mumbo's dad is sometimes annoyed that he's not officially dating Lizzie. The only people who know about the marriage are those four and Cleo's girl group.

I should go to bed

Hey hey wonderful Trafficblr peeps, especially @whiver-wyverncat lovely mutual <3 love you lots

So I was rewatching Scott's Double Life, and I had a fanfiction idea that needs rating (I don't know if this has already been done, but either way I thought it could be a fun thing after I finish the Joelzzie siren AU)

Modern, Soulmates AU, where everyone's paired up like Double Life, along with Skizz & Gem and Mumbo & Lizzie. Scott is the main PoV. People who haven't found/don't reside with their soulmates after they're in their 20s are kind of seen as having failed in life, and dating someone other than your soulmate is absolutely SCANDALOUS

Soulmates share a tattoo on their hands. They'll also have any injury done to their soulmate appear on them until they meet. Scott and Jimmy dated in college before Jimmy found Tango, and they broke up on sour terms (Jimmy got sent to the ICU because of Tango, which is where they met, and Jimmy thinks Scott abandoned him there, but actually the nurse people wouldn't let Scott see Jimmy because they weren't soulmates. Scott got angry at the idea of "soulmates" after that and when he found out Jimmy found his soulmate, he got really flighty and Jimmy decided to break it off.)

A couple years later, Scott's living with his college friend Cleo, and Cleo has a girl friend group and they realized Pearl's tattoo looks similar to Scott's (Scott wears gloves but Cleo's seen it before he started wearing them) and when Scott ends up out with Cleo they stumble into her friends who insist they get Scott and Pearl to meet and check if they're soulmates

Scott gets trauma triggered and goes on a bad bender the night before they're supposed to meet and (ironically) ends up in the ICU. The Girl Group gets Pearl in there because she suddenly felt awful and they're like "alright let's get to Scott now" and the worst happens, and they're Soulmates

Enemies-to-friends with hints of will-they-won't-they (but they won't) about challenging the amatonormative society with gay and platonic shenanigans. (also Scott and Jimmy make up in the end dw)

take my quiz if you like EthosLab and/or Kakashi

would anyone buy them if I turned them into keychains