Oh Wow, I Get To Be Siren Lizzie, And I Get To Have A Bunch Of Magic Singing Powers, And Scar And Jimmy

I seem to get this vague impression that maybe y'all want to see the bad boys? Could just be me though.

Without further ado, may I present:

The Bad Boys Bakery

Allegedly run by an FBI task force as a crime-watching front, the Bad Boys Bakery is known for the wide variety of breads and pastries it offers. They have a longstanding, mostly one-sided rivalry with the Clock Cafe because their cakes are stealing the bakery’s customer base from under their noses.

Grian [Last name redacted]: The extremely stressed head of the operation to track down and neutralise the main mafia family in the area, the Clockers. He’s also the official owner of the bakery. He vehemently denies the existence of any romantic and/or sexual tension between him and the charismatic owner of their rival cafe, insisting that the only intentions he has with Scar Goodtimes are homicidal. (Grian’s right to declare murderous urges is protected under the First Amendment.) He is banned from the kitchen due to his pathological obsession with buttons. Joel [Last name redacted]: Head baker and Grian’s right-hand man, Joel has tasked himself with baking a pie so good it draws his wife out of hiding. Some wonder if he has perhaps gotten a bit too into character with the whole bread thing, seeing as he’s supposed to be part of the FBI’s most elite covert ops team. It’s fine. Why do you care so much if Joel’s a secret agent from the American government? What, are you obsessed with him or something? Jimmy [Last name redacted]: Jimmy handles the storefront and greets every prospective customer with the same grin and, if accused of being a toy cowboy (long story), the same indignation. He is fine with being the mascot for their bakery, though. When not trying to fight crime or run a bakery, Jimmy enjoys bubble baths, plotting with his cat Norman, and convincing his friends to play board games with him. Also, for some reason, every time someone pays in cash they give him nickels?

With all the bread you could ever want and then some, why not stop by the Bad Boys Bakery today? Any information on your local money launderers is also much appreciated.

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i just looked up impulses ten year anniversary on hermitcraft because they mentioned it on the new podcast episode with joe, and turns out its today! happy hermit-versary impulse!

Run around screaming and then write random fanfiction and start about 5 different fanart pieces you'll never finish

I'm not even on round two, this is still the initial wave for me

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Want to join Project LUMEN as a UI artist?

For other positions, see script writer and background artist.

In case you don’t know, project LUMEN is an in-development indie game adaption of the Life series, a Minecraft YouTube series created by Grian. Featuring a full RPG experience: battles, a branching timeline with limitless choices, custom and unique visuals from our talented team of artists and, of course, lore: there's a path for everyone to take.

During this second application round, a new position has opened, *drum roll* UI artists! 

A quick debriefing about UI, it stands for user interface, meaning that you are going to be the ones behind what the players see when playing the game, menus, prompts, all that good stuff. Are you like Grian and cannot help yourself when it comes to buttons? Well, this is the position for you! You will make plenty of buttons, trust me.

If you wish to apply, there are a couple of things to keep in mind, of course: first, it is preferred that you have at least a bit of knowledge when it comes to pixel art and how to animate sprites, since that is the artstyle the game will rely on. Second, you will be working closely alongside the Big Boss as he codes. He’ll work on the game’s skeleton while you craft its skin. There exist concept sketches of how menus will look like, if you want some guidance, but you can do whatever you want if you so desire.

This is a very exclusive job, just so you know. You will have the most fun. Definitely. We are looking for 1 or 2 people to fill this role, so, if you want to apply, do it quickly! Come make buttons! So make sure to apply when applications come out on the 30th of april, and get in before they close on the 20th of may!

Learning magic is an arduous journey, requiring sacrifice and dedication. Your parents made you give up your childhood to study magic—only after completing your studies do you learn that most other mages actually choose to start in adulthood.

Thank god for Sketchfab. Drawing the car was so worth it

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Hi! Me and my friend, @cheetah-roll have started writing a crossover fic! It is Honkai Star Rail X The Life Series! You don't really need a lot of knowledge of either series, and it's a passion project! If you want to check it out, it would be appreciated! Me and Cheetah are having the best time writing this :DD THIS IS ALSO MY FIRST POST YAYYY!! I don't know how Tumblr works really, but I love everyone here!! <3

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