Hi I did a thing
loud speaker: hello welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you today?
andrew keegan-bolger: hi i’m andrew keegan-bolger and i play crutchie in newsies uhhh can i get a-
The mornings at the lodging house are normally a lot to take in. They are loud and hectic, but it’s when Jack puts on his cowboy hat when things really heat up. Albert and Race look at the hat and the back at each other; Jack groans.
“Whats that? A hat. A crazy, funky, junky hat. Overslept. Hair unsightly. Tryin’ to like Kiera Knightly. We’ve been there. We’ve done that. We see right through your funky hat,” Albert and Racetrack chorus in unison. They do this every morning. dance moves and all.
(It’s the Crazy funky hat song from Wizards of Waverly Place. Albert and Race would 100% tease Jack with this and he’d hate it. Link:https://youtu.be/V_gVb3z6vtc)
race higgins: may i have that cupcake please?
davey jacobs: no, you may not. i made these for les’s birthday
race higgins: but I was polite and said please.
davey jacobs: i was polite too, and i said no you may not, and told you why.
race higgins: … [ takes the cupcake and runs ]
David: Why does Race look so confused all the time?
Crutchie: Because he is.
Race, in the kitchen: So if I set the microwave to 99 it'll cook for 99 seconds, but if I set it for 100 it'll only do 60 seconds?
My girls!!
@headcanons-making-headlines
this is where we clash
Your options include:
1. Them
or
2. Them
-just give you half a cup (something to wake you up)
-you gotta find an angle
-it’s getting bad out there
-papers is all you got
-it’s 88 degrees
-Jack said to change your spot
-you wish you could catch a breeze
-maybe it’s worth a shot
-all you can catch is fleas
“Spot Conlon is short,” i say into the mic.
The crowd applauds. I begin to walk off proudly, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
"I’m not short" I hear a from a voice I recognise as Spot conlons, I look around the crowd trying to find him, I can’t, he’s too short
The younger newsies used to constantly ask Albert if he lived through the Potato Famine (since he was from Ireland), and of course he hadn't being that it ended in 1854, but he always wanted to give the little ones a story so he told them yes. Each time they asked, he would embellish the story a little bit more until there was an outlandish tale about Albert the Great and his epic journey from Ireland to New York. The little ones eat it up.
crutchie: once that train makes--
refuge kid: ssSSSHHHHHHhhh
me:
Headcanons?? What are those??? These things here are FACTS!!
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