David: Why does Race look so confused all the time?
Crutchie: Because he is.
Race, in the kitchen: So if I set the microwave to 99 it'll cook for 99 seconds, but if I set it for 100 it'll only do 60 seconds?
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Jack: The only subject I'm passing is art so I'm just gonna leave now before I hurt myself even more Davey: I'm so stressed all the time that I get withdrawals when I don't have obligations Crutchie: I hope everyone makes an A! Even though I'm totally gonna make an F Katherine: What even is math? How am I supposed to do this? I know I make A's but HOW Race: (to the teacher) Someday when I'm famous you're gonna wish you hadn't given me a D on that quiz Les: I'm too young to drive or to die so someone give me a ride home before this test Spot: You think I won't fight everyone? I'll fight you all except Timothy, cause he's my study buddy Albert: Tomorrow I'm gonna pretend to be sick and then go to Waffle House when my mom leaves for work who wants in Jojo: I would say I was up all night partying last night, but I was actually playing fortnite until 4 AM Specs: (teacher asks if anyone has questions about the test) Yeah do I gotta take it Henry: I had lunch two hours ago but it feels like two years please pray for me Elmer: (teacher asks where his homework is) You know it just went on lunch break check back in 15 minutes Mike: We're best friends. Right Ike? Ike: I'm obligated to say yes because we're related. Romeo: What if all of you were my girlfriend (every person in the class says no) Finch: I love everyone, except my mom, that heinous witch Tommy Boy: Nobody steals from me. I lock everything away, including my hopes and dreams Mush: I'll beat up everybody in this piece of crap school, except myself cause he'a a handsome devil Buttons: *zooming in and out on a blank screen that says "WHY IS LIFE LIKE THIS" in bold letters* Smalls: I'm tough!! *screams when they realize someone's behind them* Blink: Who wants to help me replace the online handbook with the communist manifesto
“a solid gold watch and a chain to twirl i—it…”
so...how was your Five! Dollar! Friday!
Great, thank you for asking, sure do love a Smoothie King® smoothie #notsponsored
where instead of using the plain bags weasel gives them, the newsies carry their papes around in THESE
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“How included do you feel in your chosen group of friends?”
“Les during King of New York.”
Headcanons?? What are those??? These things here are FACTS!!
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