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creds to jawbrey on reddit

"Sup fucker" "Go suck a dick and enjoy it"

I’m right and I should say it

Friend: You’re not gonna be one of those authors that torture their characters are you?

Me:

i need to watch this video

Shit Brendon Urie has said during todays livestream (18/4)

It’s hip to be a square.

Swallow them whole.

Nooo no no no I wanna see you kill somebody…RUN AWAY.

Well you’ll never see my bush, OK??

Drink from the pool of SEXY.

I wonder what his flesh would taste like.

My penis, my butt, my bitches know what’s up.

A FUCKING FETUS DUDE. GET OUTTA HERE.

Some balls on the east.

eat it NERD.

Let’s go clap some cheeks guys.

*Tyler Joseph joins the game*

Tyler: 

Do you have any friends that breathe really loud?…No?…you should meet some of my friends.

*whispers* Thirsty boy.

 AWHHHH It’s a DRINK. ooohhHhhhHH…Someone used the thing.

 JENNA… I’M HUNGRY.

 …Are you yelling about bits??

When you finally figure out the meaning behind a lyric/song, only to discover that it was actually much more depressing than you had originally thought, so you’re just sitting there like:

Sanders Sides + Onion Headlines: Courtroom Edition

I enjoyed this video so much that I decided to ruin it by making this

i mean, go off with yo badass jack

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

this is accurate