Haimgey-blog - .redruxm

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

look at all those chickens

‘we embrace you’ ‘thats rich’ hey what if romans never been hugged before

my therapist: thanos isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.

Thanos, peering into the window of my therapists office and making a hand motion like he’s cutting his throat:

i'm gay and my glasses are dirty

reblog if you’re gay and your glasses are dirty

On my grave i want it to read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” some will think it’s poetic but others will know

god please gendrya is all i have left 

OHMYFUCK DUDFTG I SCREAMED

A parakeet trying his hardest to say ‘Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition’