“Don’t spam my likes, don’t put too much in my asks” bruh what I love attention spam the fuck outta me put what you had for breakfast in my asks
I’m really upset by this
please dont let this be the peak of my online reputation
going from watching the life series from joel's perspective to grian's is actually such whiplash.
joel's videos are a comedy or, at the very most, a tragic comedy. his traps all suck, he's already on red, he's so in love with his wife and is in a homoerotic relationship with his teammates. he jumps three blocks to injure himself because it'll hurt grian too and he's just that petty. he shoehorns in bucket clutches and speed bridging any second he gets. his pvp skills are unmatched but every conversation he holds has a 70% chance of being the awkwardest thing you've heard all day.
and then you get to grian and it's a genuine tragedy where there is no escape from the narrative. grian is constantly counting his time, his hearts, his lives. he is maximizing every second he has, strategizing every little thing to try to win despite his first victory being so bitter. he has the highest kill count and everyone he swears to protect dies. he is desperate to latch onto the next person so he is anything but alone but his status as game master isolates him from everybody anyway. it only gets worse as the seasons continue.
nothing more flattering than someone saying "oh don't get her going" in reference to you when a topic you're passionate about is brought up
Just incase
:)
thank you for tuning in to faggot fm i’m your dj sexchange.com we've got some hits lined up for you tonight. semen and girlfunkel, joan bi-ez, gay bob dylan and kicking us off as always are the normal beatles
@moth-fanatic moth!
Moth from Silent Hill 2
dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth
lets jerk off.. together.. take my hand. wait no i need my handfor this sorry
What secrets would the blacklight reveal about you?
Happy valentine’s day everyone!
"Do you want a boyfriend/girlfriend?" no i want a best friend/roommate/soulmate that I can go on silly adventures with and hang out with and have deep intellectual discussions with and we can be life partners without any of the romance stuff
New intro post because my other one was from the day I made my account!!!!
I’m Fern, she/her, 19 years of age, and I’m very cool.
I like plants and rocks (they just look nice, I don’t know lots about them).
I love music (that’s all lmao)
I have a kitty cat, loads of quail, 3 chickens, 50+ turtles, 8(?) tortoise, and 2 goats. Animals are awesome.
I love talking to people!!! PLEASE ask me anything or dm me whatever, quite literally anything is ok as long as you’re not mean <3
I still don’t know what exactly to put here or how to finish it so here’s one of my goats, she randomly walked through the front door the other day and sat in the house for a bit, she’s super chill.
Oh also I’m gonna try and tag my posts better, rn I’ve got:
#me posting
#my awesome asks
I’ll think of some more later and edit this maybe but rn everything is just random reblogs I find cool.
The Pacific Ocean is huge.
you know what, fuck you *unkills your character*
spiking your drink with estrogen
call that shit “booba tea”
just remembered music is real
This post is for fans of MUSIC only
op turned off reblogs due to getting harassed over this post but i agree with this too hard .m y post now
Reblog if you think trans women:
A. Are women
B. Can be lesbians
Ruminating this dick
He who holds the orb holds it
My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.