I FIND ANOTHER ONE:

happy father’s day to the one and only chiron (we know he’s pretty much the best father figure a lot of those kids have)

Jason, Nico, Hazel and Percy are the Super Family of PJO. I said what I said, point blank period.

So the gods are notoriously bad parents, but have we considered what it would be like if they acted like normal parents?

Zeus: AS LONG AS YOU LIVE UNDER MY ROOF YOU FOLLOW MY RULES

Thalia: under your-? YOU MEAN THE SKY?!?!

Or

Athena: I believe it's probably about time we have... the talk

Annabeth: bold words from a virgin goddess

Or

Hades: when I was your age my parents never gave me handouts. I had to work for what I wanted

Nico: your dad literally ate you, I -

Or

Poseidon: if your friends jumped off a cliff would you?

Percy: so... this has happened and I'm gonna let you know now that it will happen again

Or

Will: just gonna say that Aunt Artemis doesn't force her huntresses to go to music lessons...

Apollo: If Aunt Artemis is so great then go live with her!

Will: if I was a girl I would

Or

Aphrodite: Because I said so

Piper: jokes on you, I have charmspeak too

Or

Pluto: Another dog? We have a dog! One could argue that we even have three. Besides, who is gonna end up taking care of this dog? Me. You and Nico aren't responsible. Besides, dogs are expensive. You know, money doesn't grow on trees-

Hazel: because...i can get it from the ground??

When your favorite character is still alive at the end of the book

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASON GRAVE!!!

Athena: Whoever took my coffee: admit it, and you'll be forgiven.

Olympus:

Athena: Smart. You knew I wouldn't forgive you.

finished reading the caraval trilogy and now i feel empty

Nico to Will:

"I guess I'm just too tough to cry"

Luke's mom still waiting for him to visit

WITH COOKIES

AND SANDWICHES

“Rainbows, ponies,” Leo muttered aka the pegasi

(The Lost Hero)

:)