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Latest Posts by floppydoge - Page 3
sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.
i forgot to post this but which one of you lame ass nerds works at my dentists old office
My landlord came to fix an issue to day with the apartment. He looks around the living room at the decor and the newly painted walls.
In a heavy Russian accent: “Your wife have very good sense of style.”
Me: “Actually, I live here alone.”
Landlord: “Ah, homosexual. Figured. I live in the apartment under you.”
Me: 😳
Let God grant us a Pope who doubts, who sins, and asks forgiveness, and carries on.
Multiple versions of the bookmark under the cut.
this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it
sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.
>"nobody's gonna help you in the real world!!"
>go outside
>love and support in many places as long you have the courage to ask for it
Look, someone’s gotta be the weirdest person in any given social group and it might as well be me
this fucking picture i accidentally took
yes baby your emotional walls are high and impenetrable can we kiss now
Disabled person: *exists* Able-bodied person™️:
(ID in alt)
right order, wrong person
lets be pointy with mama
i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over
How will the world end?
it’s genuinely not something i think too much about. there are people to love and dishes to do in the meantime.
Rachel Barr, PhD candidate in neuroscience. She is also on the autism spectrum, so autism obviously does not mean someone is cognitively impaired about everything.
Why tf does my friend have Vines on VHS lmao
skyrim demastered argonian is the nicest looking videogame character of all time