Rotten At The Core 🍎🪱

have ur food

[taps microphone twice, salesman voice]

DO YOU LIKE GENERATION LOSS? DO YOU LIKE THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES?

WELL BOY DO I HAVE A CROSSOVER FIC FOR YOU! (please it’s in the style of the transcript and everything) (it’s even got footnotes) (it took a month)

IT FEATURES:

Gerry Keay & Gertrude! Ranboo & Charlie! Sneeg! Oliver Banks! Spiders!

ITS GOT:

GenLoss crew as avatars! Biblically accurate formatting! Footnotes! Banter! Gore implied though auditory descriptions! Spiders! No content warnings! A 6k word count! Mall exploration!

THE SUMMARY? GLAD YOU ASKED:

[THE RECORDING APPEARS TO HAVE BEGUN MIDWAY THROUGH THE SENTENCE, SLIGHTLY MUFFLED]

GERARD

-u’re sure this is worth it?

GERTRUDE

Aldelard Dekker certainly seems to think so.

GERARD

[muttered] I think you’re finally losing the battle against old age.

GERTRUDE

You want to stop the birth of The Extinction as much as I do, Gerard, and the location seems rather promising.

or: Life changing fieldtrip with Gertrude Robinson, next stop, an abandoned mall.

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Thank you for coming to my sales pitch

Despite everything, it's still You.

ill say ive fallen into loser territory but i think i was always here bro

lesbjans

2023 VS 2021

Redraw of my first hello charlotte art <33

i know no one draws orin with his hair greased back but its better that way and i will argue for this in a court of law

my personal brainrot is this guy's literal brain rot

close ups under cut to give this thing justice

The math is mathing yes travis vulkrum and lloyd garmadon

they should be best friends in my opinion and bond over having to kill their own estranged father multiple times because he wont stop reviving whilst also fearing the unstoppable force of becoming like their evil father. and also just being the cute little silly guy of the group

what if i started writing about a 1980s boy meeting a trans boy in the 1880s n falling in love despite not knowing whether the 80s boy will get back to his time or not,,,, jk jk jk,,, unless

ICICLES BY THE SCARY JOKES

crazy if the scary jokes in 2024, crazier if i said q!tubbo ..