This But Jason Todd

have ur food

[taps microphone twice, salesman voice]

DO YOU LIKE GENERATION LOSS? DO YOU LIKE THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES?

WELL BOY DO I HAVE A CROSSOVER FIC FOR YOU! (please it’s in the style of the transcript and everything) (it’s even got footnotes) (it took a month)

IT FEATURES:

Gerry Keay & Gertrude! Ranboo & Charlie! Sneeg! Oliver Banks! Spiders!

ITS GOT:

GenLoss crew as avatars! Biblically accurate formatting! Footnotes! Banter! Gore implied though auditory descriptions! Spiders! No content warnings! A 6k word count! Mall exploration!

THE SUMMARY? GLAD YOU ASKED:

[THE RECORDING APPEARS TO HAVE BEGUN MIDWAY THROUGH THE SENTENCE, SLIGHTLY MUFFLED]

GERARD

-u’re sure this is worth it?

GERTRUDE

Aldelard Dekker certainly seems to think so.

GERARD

[muttered] I think you’re finally losing the battle against old age.

GERTRUDE

You want to stop the birth of The Extinction as much as I do, Gerard, and the location seems rather promising.

or: Life changing fieldtrip with Gertrude Robinson, next stop, an abandoned mall.

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Thank you for coming to my sales pitch

this is on brand as i smashed my phone earlier

depression tips™

shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.

moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over. 

put on clean, comfortable clothes. 

put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.

drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.

clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink. 

blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.

make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something. 

make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.

go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.

call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.

cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.

i watched this show too casually n my brain exploded :p

Etoiles:

Etoiles: [Less than 30 seconds later]

guys pls im out of my dr phase pls

REDRAW2 2020 VS 2023

2023 VS 2021

Redraw of my first hello charlotte art <33

*YOU* think tim should get a new name. *I* think tim should follow dick around bludhaven and be another, smaller nightwing

Incorrect quotes I made: Mischa Bachinski edition