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but sir that’s my emotional support mutual who’s way cooler than me that i can’t believe actually follows me 

"I'm tired" doesn't communicate my tiredness properly anymore. My brother I need to be in a coma.

phoebe is so class of 2013 by mitski coded. if you even care

starting a collection. pierre talking to natasha in war and peace

No more experiences that make me grow as a person. I would just like to rot in bed now

Shut up spotify ads can't you hear my sobbing

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Hey guys. I recently found out that I'm in love. I will be out committing felonies if anyone needs me.

Secret shanghai incorrect quotes part I lost track

(Sorry for not posting one of these in a while, exams are kicking my ass rn and consequently I might just implode)

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*the squad is at a dinner party but someone has been murdered*

Oliver : You’re acting pretty carefree for someone who’s life’s at stake. Who’s to say you aren’t the killer?

Celia: It’s a murder, not a tax audit. I’ll be fine.

Silas: What about Roma? Nobody ever suspects Roma!

Roma: Well what about Phoebe? They have a gun!

Phoebe: Oliver has a knife.

Oliver : Yeah, for fun, not for murder! *stabs Silas in the arm*

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Phoebe: Rosalind, I screwed up, big time. Rosalind: Phoebe, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

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Celia: I honestly feel like some of our conversations here are almost word-for-word accurate to the generator.

Juliette: Yup.

Roma: Maybe the generator is watching us.

Celia: Wouldn't that imply this conversation will be added?

Celia: ... Celia: Wait—

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*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*

Roma: I will not let you down.

Juliette: Sounds fun.

Oliver : K.

Orion: No, I'm fucking not.

Phoebe: Do I have to be?

Celia: Please god, I am so tired.

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Orion: Phoebe is at that very special age where a kid only has one thing on their mind.

Juliette: Boys?

Phoebe: Homicide.

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Rosalind: Oh man, you have any shaving cream?

Orion: No, I don't like the way that it tastes.

Rosalind: Wait... you eat shaving cream?

Orion: No. Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste.

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Marshall: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea.

Orion: Well then whose is it?

Marshall, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know!

I need to hug Rosalind so bad

Hey are you ever just chilling and then The Crushing Weight Of Reality And The Identities Of You And The People Around You come crashing at you all at once and you are confronted with the fact that this is Real™️

Send to 10 other bloggers you think are wonderful. Keep this going to make someone smile. ☆♥

awww, thank you so much <3

always remember the Final Girl Code:

- do it alone

- do it scared

- do it with a knife in your hand if you have to

Petition for the crows' actors to film their own version of a soc show except it's filmed in a living room and with a phone (while getting the storyline/characters right this time)

-Orion

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no cheating by looking but who do you think your Spotify top artist is gonna be this year 👀

Ok I am done being a hater for now I set a timer and the timer has gone off so my hater time is over I’m normal now I swear

Hey guys by the way Jared Padalecki is the loml

Dude when my social battery runs out there’s like no warning. I don’t get the 20% warnings it’s just I’ll be enjoying my time and then all of a sudden if one more word is spoken I’m going to kill myself and everyone around me.

I can't believe this was the very first coherent thought i had this morning

If you were to drink straight food coloring, would your insides be colored

*wipes down kitchen table once* wow i really do everything around here don't i

If you were to drink straight food coloring, would your insides be colored

you have to fistfight your tumblr pfp. do you think you'd win

Do you ship them?

[]Yes

[]No

[x] I just want to put them in a room together and observe their dynamic under different circumstances and what-ifs all the while making notes like I am some kind of animal behaviorist.

2023 started five days ago but it's been ten years since january

the current song stuck in your head .. go !

Fhh and in true delights spoilers kind of

For some reason I cannot shake the feeling that Oliver and Celia both die of unnatural causes within 5-10 years of the ending of fhh/itd and I Do Not Like It

"What's going on in that head of yours?" uh the void