Latest Posts by damnhedied - Page 5
Someone: How are you doing?
The fractured piece of an eldritch deity that I keep in my head at all times: lie.
They/them pronouns but not because of gender but because there’s two guys in there
I swear to y’all I will post actual art eventually but for now: sketch memes
Yeah sure I'll sexualize that fictional man, it's 5 o'clock somewhere
[comes crawling out of the podcast covered in blood] its really good you should listen
is THIS your man? [shows an image of a malnourished injured exhausted man with big sad eyes looking up at the camera with blood smeared all over his face and mouth. and he is visibly trembling]
Martin: Jon would you still love me if I was a worm?
Jon, fire extinguisher in hand: what
My friends after I burnt the oil:
yeah so Tim why do you just have zip ties
I FORGOT TO REUPLOAD THIS STUPID JOKE
I laughed WAY too hard while making this btw
’mr spider wants more’ mr spider should shut the fuck up and mind his manners. heck, if someone gave me their literal SON i would sure as hell say think you. mr spider is an ungrateful bitch.
My dear friend recommended me to watch BBC Ghosts and now I’m OBSESSED with these series. I’ve never drawn fanart of any series before but now I’ll definitely will.
First Capvers fanart and it’s this. I regret nothing.
RIP lieutenant Havers, you would’ve love Toto.
I like when you can tell what fandom someone's in by their url, then admire your whole dash as you realise it's filled to the brim with sad queer losers who like that one homoerotic friendship a bit too much.
DNDADS HEAD CANON:
Scam likely runs the dilfs of Disneyland Instagram account.
Didn't feel like cleaning this up but I still think it's funny
How’d you and ran decide to move in together?
Every twink needs their twink handler.
DUNGEONS AND DADDIES GRANDKIDS COLLEGE AU ANYONE??!!?
I am going feral
I am a pantyhose and life is sulphuric acid
the hardest fucking line in the show
I realised yesterday that Michael’s scarf reminds me of the 4th Doctor and so I couldn’t resist making this stupid joke
[id 1: a coloured fanart of Gerry Keay and Michael the Distortion from The Magnus Archives. Gerry is wearing a top with the Mechanisms’ logo on it, he is a man with shoulder length black hair with some blonde streaks. He has multiple eye tattoos, ear piercings and snakebites and he’s wearing a belt with studs. He is grinning happily and holding Michael by the scarf. Michael is a floating being with yellow wavy long hair, pink skin, aggressively pink cardigan and a purple shirt. He has an incredibly long scarf in stripes, by which he is slightly pulled down by Gerry. He has a surprised look on his face. The speech bubbles above their heads say:
Gerry: how’s it going, Doctor?
Michael: Doctor what?
Gerry: no, you’re supposed to say “doctor who?”
Michael: but I’m not a who, I’m a what, Gerard.
end id 1]
(a version with Michael’s text in black + a doodle under the cut)
[id 2: the same picture as the first one, except michael’s text is in black instead of different colours. end id 2]
[id 3: a black and white doodle of Michael the Distortion in the same long scarf pointing in awe to a tv screen. On the screen the fourth Doctor from Doctor Who is displayed, wearing a very similar long scarf, a hat and a trench-coat, waving joyously at the viewer. The text above Michael’s head in a fancy font says: “he’s just like me fr!”. end id 3]
someone has probably already done this but
He looks too much like a wizard
Found this gem in my drafts so here ya go
Telling the genie I want to be bald so I can cosplay an egg
Telling the genie I want to be bald so I can cosplay an egg
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As always, فلسطين الحرة
"I had to go to room 22, but the hallway only went until room 20, and then a different hallway continued at room 25. I never did find room 22 and I had to pay a fine for not showing up. ): "
A distortion episode but it's just going to the hospital and not being able to find the room you have to be in and you don't want to be late.