Damnhedied - I Have Eaten Glue For Money

"my house belongs to a freakish clown monster"

Yeah, Nigel? So does mine. You're not special. They're called landlords.

scary: being a bad girl is bad

dood:

Using pain killer gel as mouth wash

saiki aroace real 🧀🧀🧀

sorry its crusty ˁ˙˟˙ˀ

please credit me if you use this thanks

Bro that hit me so hard im sitting here just trying to not send a sappy paragraph to every single one of my friends and apologize for any time ive made them slightly upset

“the arts and sciences are completely separate fields that should be pitted against each other” the overlap of the arts and sciences make up our entire perceivable reality they r fucking on the couch

thinking about kelsey saying “if you were a man, i would think about kissing you a while” to trudy again

I'm not sure whether I like the monster or not, I'll accept constructive criticism!

The story is still in phase 1, I'll make it better and more comprehensive at some point.

mumbo jumbo, working retail since 1825

this one's for my fellow dutchies (-:

"you need therapy" then pay for it motherfucker