Crowpea - Floris

POV: This horrible bird is attacking you

This is how i feel taking screenshots of like everyhting so that i can keep looking at it ^^^^

I love those little guys

Pomergaanrate 🍎

Why the hell is there jazz in my ears i did NOT add this to my playlist i say five secodns beforw rralizing that im listening to the fuckass spotify weekly discover

Sometimes i see some art and im like “woah super cool!” And then i recognize the artstyle as that one artist who headcanoned jotakak so hard they turned into ocs

Listening to hopelessly devoted to you from grease on the vinyl radio like an old man while reading fanfiction on my phone like a youngster call me everything everywhere all at once

Gng i complained to my dad that i wish i was over 18 so that i could just drink a beer whenever and he showed me the beer he was holding and pointed to the text where it said “0.0 alcohol” and was like “do you wang a taste? It tastes like shit just so h know”

I fucking hate Starscreams design in tfp they did him so dirty idek what to point out bro its all bad his face his mouth his lack of a nose his freaky eyes his weird red antenna his bald head his grey ass body his fucking hands he has cunty heels but i dont like the shape it looks like a kindergarden chair dipped in grey paint his ugly shoulders his exposed organs lookin ahh stomach his weird ass knees?? The fuck are up w them anyways like literally his whole design pisses me off

The devil on my ahoulder telling me to make posts that r 90% tags 10% text (i will do his bidding)

Anyone wanna join the people who talk to themselves club?

I do crowpea!!

Thats two members!

Uh, me too.

Woah, this club is growing so fast!!!!!!