You Tell Your Cowgirl Gf You Want To Bring Toys Into The Bedroom And She Brings Out A Handsaw, A Vaguely

the good news: you are capable of resilience and you can do things that you once thought were impossible

the bad news: you do have to try

I love Wikipedia subsections that are just absolutely unhinged out of context

Peak comedy right here

Not a Pokémon person but omg 🥺 this is sooo real guh

evolution dysphoria

Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the ringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks

“can i play with your hair” YES YES PLEASE DO IT ALREADY WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR