Cosmictabulator - Extrusive Thoughts

Woke up last night, barely remember writing this, went straight back to sleep

I love Wikipedia subsections that are just absolutely unhinged out of context

Peak comedy right here

Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th

Once you start thinking about humans as a species in a biome, it affects your entire way of looking at normal things.

The other day I referred to female morning joggers as an 'indicator species' in that if you see women jogging in the dark it means that the environment provides migration pathways (sidewalks, clear signs) and doesn't have any known predators of female morning joggers (guy with knife, bear, BigTruck, male morning joggers).

Though, I think that people consider framing humans as animals reacting to their environment as rude.

glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.

rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks

Can you talk to men in a non-sexually charged way for a single second

Not a Pokémon person but omg 🥺 this is sooo real guh

evolution dysphoria

twisting and bitturning