Thinking About Established Relationship Hilson Is So Funny Because You Just Know They Get Freaky In Wilson’s

thinking about established relationship hilson is so funny because you just know they get freaky in wilson’s office (only office whose walls are not made entirely of glass) and it’s totally an open secret because the ducklings have come in on more than one occasion to the sight of house’s hand down wilson’s pants and the first time it happens chase comes in and is like what the fuck is going on and house just says “consult” without missing a beat and chase like. smacks his forehead on the doorframe in his haste to run away and immediately tells foreman and cameron that their boss is fucking his boybestie and they’re both like. yeah duh they’re so obvious with it and then house comes back with a hickey demanding blood tests or whatever and it never comes up again.