Cingedash - Photosynthesis > Sleep

fuck me this girl could never be a responsible adult that does shopping and not almost have a panic attack and make eye contact with others and not pretend to check an imaginary shopping list on her phone in an attenpt to hide the fact that making eye contact or conversing with a general member of the public feels like being spun round a bunch of times and told to find where north is while someone plays the trumbone directly in your face

RRVerse ask game

general courtesy is to send an ask to the person you rb from

1. which character do you think would either be your best friend or fucking hate you irl

2. which character looks the coolest?

3. who would you like to see more fanart/fic of?

4. what couple/relationship/character inspires you to create content

5. whose powers would you want to have?

7. which two characters that have never/barely interacted would be best friends or dating in your mind if given the circumstances?

8. specific headcanon for a character?

9. what do you think [a character] would do after all their adventures end?

They’ve been rebuilding the Tower of Babel, but this time they have a team of linguists on site. Every time God smites the builders and invents a dozen new languages, the linguists have a dozen decently sized translations in about a month and work can start up again.

The linguists have been really into it. They say the new phonemes are fascinating. As for God, I assume that at this point he’s just curious to see how far this goes.

Yeah so I was just sorting through my family’s bookshelves and found this book on tying ties and Jesus these guys have some strong feelings on tie tying

“Aggravated to malice”, like what you just gonna fuckin murder someone cause they tightened their tie wrong??

It’s insane how many organs will just Make Rocks if left up to their own devices. Kidneys. Gall bladder. Pancreas. Tonsils, what’s that about???

reports show that it was a gouger

veil's been thin these past few days. anyone else notice that the veil's been thin these past few days

Just passed a group of teenage girls walking downtown.... wearing cargo pants and platform crocs.... nature really is healing......

all these posts that are like *flips hair* hi newbiesss tehee welcome to Tumblr..... we're not like the Other Social Media Sites 😝😘 and then proceed to unironically describe tumblr like the shangri la of social media where we all live laugh reblog and have long ebony black hair and flip off preps as if every fucking day on here for the last ten years hasn't been a bloody trial with innumerable casualties like we don't weekly see the most hilarious drama and indescribable dysfunctionality. you're all like acclimated deep sea organisms enticing soft photic zone invertebrates to come down. they're going to fucking die.

every show about teenagers should have an on site consultant aged 14-18 who looks over the script and says we would not fucking say that