Every Show About Teenagers Should Have An On Site Consultant Aged 14-18 Who Looks Over The Script And

Play the Shitty Games that Suck Ass.

passed out and had a dream that tumblr staff just quit one day without warning and the entire website was just like a basic screen of html code and people were posting things like “YOU FUCKING GUYS WHATS GOING ON” “WHERES THE WEBSITE” “WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO” and staff posted a youtube link where some teary eyed shirtless dude with no nipples explained that “you bitches don’t deserve a website. make one yourselves” so everyone unanimously decided to hold an election to decide who was going to be the king of tumblr and the election decided that some random middleaged man named Jinkle Fishwipe would be the new president of tumblr and there was some sort of live recording where it was revealed that Jinkle was literally just One Trout that someone dumped onto a podium and then it died. and at that point everyone in the audience took out daggers and started stabbing each other. and then i woke up

fired for killing customers again

due to budget cuts preschool will no longer teach about the color green

me and you are beast fiends for ever ^_^ *lunges for your throat*

So when are we gonna talk about the east asian fetishism problem in white transfem spaces

reports show that it was a gouger

btw when you send an ask and i dont reply and you send it again i see it both times. it doesn’t make me want to reply any more the second time