Latest Posts by caffeinated-eccentric-polymorph - Page 5
@sliceoflifeshepard @omegaversecurse @sillycyan No pressure but if you guys want some positivity- /pos
Spoilers below the cut!!
"You do. Deserve kindness, that is." "I want to tell the stars that I am loved."
What if I cried? /vpos
WHAT IF I CRIED?? Needed the reminder tbh 🥺🥰
Hiiiiiiiii. another quiz for u all to take <3 I like doing these
That sounds like the best day ever omggggs ❣️/p
I want to _____ you.
reblog and see what your followers say
Interesting..
@lifenconcepts I want to spend a day with you!! See what fun stuff we could get up to, cause you seem like a fun and energetic being!!!
I want to _____ you.
reblog and see what your followers say
Interesting..
Kai-yaking through life
Episode Two
16/09/24
Traveling to the other side of the world is both a terrifying and exciting experience. I made wonderful friends from both Italy and Quebec, and saw many gorgeous plays!
We also went boating and kayaking on a beautiful lake, and discovered many new things.
It was such an inspiring experience!
I'm waiting to see the others again to know how they see the future for the troupe, but even if the adventure together continues, it'll be rare to work because well, they're nearly all at university now.
I was expecting it, and had mused about what I'd do then already.
I decided to do theatre on my own, and maybe recruit others.
First of though, I think I'll go with a solo performance, but I've not given it much more thought as I'm waiting to adjust into my new routine of aromatherapy and singing lessons.
I'll update you with some more of my ideas and adventures soon!
Until then, stay you, and read you soon 🫧
-Kai 🧭🌟
I'll give this a go!
Missing my black feathery wings, otherwise that's accurate!
Not too sure who to tag, but if you see this feel free to jump in after me! 💚
Nonhuman Picrew chain! Thought I’d use this classic Picrew to start a chain since it has a ton of options! If you see this, you’re tagged (but no worries about participating)!
(also @lifenconcepts you watch Grian???? /vpos)
Tagging (no pressure tho) @sliceoflifeshepard @omegaversecurse @sillycyan
GLAD TO INTRODUCE my new uquiz!!
Here’s the picrew: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1729225(hope you’re fine with the amount of variety here, I just didn’t want to use any of the overly popular ones because I’ve personally grown bored of them)
@caffeinated-eccentric-polymorph @azazel-with-lots-of-time @boyswillbedogz and anyone else feel free to continue!
Little game inspired by multiple peeps!
Make yourself with this picrew (link)
Take this uquiz (link)
Tag people if you feel like it!
I'll go ahead and tag some mutuals (no pressure tho!), but if you see this feel free to take it as an invitation to participate!!
@lifenconcepts @sun-uwu-kong @sliceoflifeshepard
Bit late, but thought I'd join in bc this looks fun!
(not sure who to tag so I'll leave it open)
I dunno if this was already a tag game at some point, but I used this Picrew to make me and then make my parame, and I thought it would be fun! So, here are mine:
No pressure taggies! Just wanted to share~ @acircusfullofdemons @fallingmaddlyinlove @madd-many @heartofdaydreams (and this is open to anyone who wants to play, of course!)
also i was so moved I forgot to myself tag people!!
No pressure but trust me, it's worth it and safe /g
@omegaversecurse @sillycyan @sun-uwu-kong
Do this and then reblog with your color!
OMGGGS thank youuu I love long uquizzes!!!!!!!!
Good gods that was such a beautiful experience!! Literally gave me chills. Thank you whoever created this quizz, thank you op for startng this chain, and thank you @lifenconcepts for tagging me <3 /g
Do this and then reblog with your color!
"Can you explain this gap in your resume?"
Oh yeah, I was busy overthrowing the government on another planet.
Things I do that link both to my alterhumanity and my autism:
🐦⬛ Collecting stuff (dice, lps, plushies, notebooks, stickers)
🐶 Shake my feet to wag my tail
🐶 Blep
🐶 Lovingly biting (lightly)
👽 Pretend I'm normal and human (doing so less & less tho! /pos)
👽 Using what I know in psychology and about the person I'm talking to to navigate social situations
🐶🦜 Shake shake shake
🦜🐦⬛👽 Mimicking sounds and phrases
🐶🦜🐦⬛ Communicate with little sounds
Things I do that link both to my alterhumanity and my autism:
🐦⬛ Collecting stuff (dice, lps, plushies, notebooks, stickers)
🐶 Shake my feet to wag my tail
🐶 Blep
🐶 Lovingly biting (lightly)
👽 Pretend I'm normal and human (doing so less & less tho! /pos)
👽 Using what I know in psychology and about the person I'm talking to to navigate social situations
🐶🦜 Shake shake shake
🦜🐦⬛👽 Mimicking sounds and phrases
🐶🦜🐦⬛ Communicate with little sounds
y’all, if you fell on your tumblr graphics chart, would you survive? 🤔🧐🤨 (using the hourly feature)
Might aswell tag a mutual haha
@theoneandonlypatches @theworstundead @boyswillbedogz @caffeinated-eccentric-polymorph baller (sorry for tagging y’all in so many things XD)
(screw it what's a fun fact about yourself also @ people I'll go first I'm allergic to myself
@escapetheslaughter
@ugly-astral-taurus
@bees-official
@gremlininthedark
@bloodmoon-da-idiot
@multifandomcutie13 )
Y’ALL respond with your favourite and lease favourite qualify about your pet, and tag a friend :3
Love at how cuddly my cat it, hate how loud he yells at 5am.
@honestlyanyone,idunnowhohasapetIRL
Tag game time!
Take this quiz and this Picrew! (By @potato-lord-but-not )
Then post them here and send this to three people! (if you can)
Here's mine:
@fulltime-bigtoe-remover @m3ab @convictedcog
🪹Some Nesting Ideas☕
🍵 Cosy snacks & drinks!! That way you don't have to leave the nest for them
🐧 Plushies!! And your mate if you've got one ^^ Having cuddles while I nest is something I deeply enjoy
🏰 Remember blanket forts? They're great as a base for a nest if you want a very safe, cocoony feel!
🍊 Scent stuff! I usually have perfume or essential oils matching my scent that I lightly (or not so lightly sometimes) spray on my nesting materials
✨ You can get a nice book, show or game to play/watch/read while you relax if you don't want to relax doing nothing!
🌿 If you have one of those lamps that project some galaxies or other nice lights, that can be an awesome addition!
I keep going back and forth between separating the yapping from my main and ufvgubhniebnuifyvb
I think I'll just put everything back here and imaybe reblog my art to a more organised sideblog if I really want to separate it 🤔
So uh, if during the night posts you'd seen here previously or only on @ceps-pers move here, let's pretend it's normal 👍
Will probably keep the blog for straight up yapping (like this) and have the rest here, cause I don't want it to go unused tbh (or if somebody has another idea of what I could do with it I'll take it tbh-)
I’d send my rotting body to you with the most heartfelt of letters alongside some homemade goods like brownies and cakes, apologies if they’re stale, but my organs are in tip top shape for you !!
Aw, thank you! I'll cherish the gift <3 /p
HIIII could I hear a recording of your heartbeat? :))
I don't have any means of recording it, but that's an interesting request! /g
Here's an old short story I wrote around 2020 during quarantine because I'm trying to get back into writing fiction and coming back to this will hopefully motivate me (also I still really like it) 🩵✨
Remy Tintenfisch, scientist
Word count: 1925
“Wow, look at that one!” The kid’s friend rushed at his side to look at the tiny shark in the aquarium, gaping at it until their teacher, Miss Katelyn, ushered them along with the rest of the group. The trip was going fairly well considering it had only been planned a few days prior. A friend of hers, Marceline, had called her a few days prior to offer her class a trip to the aquarium where she worked. Katelyn, of course, had accepted: it would do the kids wonders to get out of school for a while, and they tended to learn better when things were presented in a lighter, funnier way. The trip, however, had been a hassle to plan, what with only a few days ahead. But they had pulled it off, and the kids were having fun, so Katelyn could only assume it was worth it. When she’d asked Marceline what the occasion was, she’d said one of her newest colleges wanted to give some kids a visit to interest them in marine science. Both women agreed it was a good idea, and there they were. The said colleague, Remy, was supposed to meet them in the hall, which is where she was trying to get her twenty-two kids at the moment.
“Are you sure you’ll be ok Remy?” asked Marc. He nodded, his notes in hand already, a nervous smile plastered on his sweaty face. “It’ll be fine, you’ll see,” said Marceline. Remy only nodded again before getting out into the hall just in time to spot the flock of children circling the big central aquarium. The only adult of the group quickly approached, ushering the small kids along with her. Her shoulder slumped as soon as they reached him. “Remy, is it? I’m Katelyn,” she said, shaking his hand. Her touch didn’t linger on his moist skin, and she lowered her voice, shooting him a sympathetic look. “Nervous?” He stiffly nodded. “It’s ok, they’re not too hard to entertain,” she assured, gesturing to the kids, most of which were already flocking against the aquarium’s cold glass. Remy’s legs were shaking and he stumbled a bit on his way to the kids, smiling weakly. If one was really honest too, they’d say he wasn’t walking very straight, though it was probably the stress.
“This is a first,” Marceline had said. “Is it? Does the aquarium never do those kinds of visits?” “Oh no, they do, I meant for Remy. See, he’s a foreigner, so his English isn’t always very good, and he has never been able to work up the courage to make a visit himself. He’s really easily understandable, mind you, he’s just a bit self-conscious.” “Oh, of course, don’t worry, I’ll give the kids a word about it, make sure they won’t make rude comments.” Marceline had smiled.
“Hello, small human children!” Remy cheerily greeted. At once, most of the little heads turned to him, some lingering, some returning to their observation of the octopus lazily resting on a rock not far from the glass. “I am Remy, the scientist in octopus science,” he continued. “Do you want to hear some fun octopus facts?” “Like what?” asked one of the kids still staring at him. “Like octopus can squeeze through one-inch holes!” A boy next to him made an approximation of an inch with his fingers and turned back to Remy: “No way, that's too little!” Before Remy even had time to open his mouth, a small girl staring at the octopus made a small circle with her fingers and held it between her eye and the animal, closing the other to see through it. “I think I can imagine it,” she said. Remy smiled, wriggling his hands. “Do you know anything else?” asked another child. Remy grinned. “Of course! I know lot about octopus, me! Is there anything you special want know about?” The kid hummed. “Where are the others? I thought there'd be more than one.” “Plenty octopus here! You just can not see !” “How come?” “Octopus can change color and shape for disguise like predator or rock or scientist in octopus science laboratory!” A kid farther back squinted at Remy, though he was too busy listening to the excited children babbling excitedly and trying to spot the disguised octopi to notice. The kid, Marcus, turned to his friend and whispered: “He’s very weird, isn’t he?” “Miss Katelyne told us about that,” his friend Luke whispered back. “It’s because english isn’t his language.” “Not only that, he’s just plain weird.” Luke shrugged, closing the conversation, as Marcus continued observing the scientist.
The group was now walking leisurely around the central aquarium, allowing the children to observe more octopi. “Tell us another thing about octopus Mister Remy please!” Remy stifled a laugh. “Ok, did you know octopus has three hearts?” The children gasped. “No way,” some whispered. “Also, octopus blood is blue!” “Is it?” Remy nodded. “Say, how many octopus do you have here?” Katelyn asked. “Well, we have seventeen here in octopus science laboratory.” “I can’t see the seventeenth though…” said one of the kids after counting. “Maybe that’s because we couldn’t spot him in his disguise,” tried her teacher. “Oh no no,” said Remy, “you have seen all of them.” “Then how come I counted sixteen?” “Ah, that is because science octopus is missing, no one knows where is,” answered Remy, laughing. “Why is it so funny to you,” asked Marcus as some of his classmates giggled. “Isn’t it your job to make sure they're all there?” “Of course it is human child! But some time, even scientist in octopus science laboratory has slip ups! And should not worry because octopus will be found eventually! Is not like octopus could overthrow human leader!” The kids giggled at his little joke, even Marcus cracked a smile, though he still wasn’t sure about the guy.
The following day, as per usual, Remy was the first on the premises. He was preparing the laboratory for a very important guest. The place was spotless. As the man leading (and paying for) the research arrived at the meeting room, Remy set out to look after his assistant, a tiny robot, which would not be needed during the meeting. As Remy was new, he did not partake in it either. He sat on the floor, his back against the aquarium, the robot at his side. They stayed in companionable silence for a while before Remy asked: “Want hear some fun octopus facts?” The robot was silent for so long the robot didn’t seem like it was going to answer, but at last it did. “Why not?” “Octopus can squeeze through one-inch holes. They also change color and shape for disguise like predator or rock or scientist in octopus science laboratory. Octopus has blue blood and three hearts too.” The robot made a low beeping noise. “Now is your turn for tell me some human facts,” Remy said to the robot. “For example: how many arm does human leader have?” The robot started to beep out an answer but was interrupted as its owner came out of the meeting room. “And good luck with finding that missing one! It can’t have gotten too far.” He waved to Remy, who waved back, and the robot took off after him, leaving Remy alone besides the aquarium. He tilted his head back to look at the octopus swimming behind him. He opened his mouth to speak but quickly closed it as his colleague Marceline got out of the meeting room too. She came to sit beside him. "Sorry you couldn't assist. It's the procedure and all you know, it's a security thing." "It is quite ok, I don't mind. I think I understand too. Wouldn't want important information to go to bad person." She smiled. "Quite right, though I don't think you're a bad person Remy." He laughed lightly. "You don't know that." She laughed with him. "Well no, but I've been told I'm skilled at reading people." His laugh quieted out as he turned to look at her. She followed suit. "What?" "Nothing," he answered. "You are not bad person either." She grinned.
The monitors were beeping calmly before him as he nursed a coffee pitcher in his hands. "Remy, there you are!" Remy jumped. The pitcher slipped from his hands and fell to the floor, sharp pieces flying around. He turned to face the source of the sound, which was no other than Marceline. "I'm so sorry! Wait, let me help you!" "No need, no need, I am fine!" "No really, let me help, it's my fault." "No matter no matter, I will handle it." After a bit more pushing, she hung back silently as Remy picked up the shards. He threw some of them away, painfully aware of Marceline's gaze on his back. His hand too was painful and he looked around for something to cover the dripping wound with. He grabbed a cloth besides the cup holder and tied it around his wound, biting back a gasp as pain shot through his arm. "Are you ok? You got cut didn't you?" Marceline took a step forward. "At least let me help with that." Remy turned back around, holding his injured hand. "No need, look! It is fine!" "Are you sure?" He nodded as he bent down once more, picking up the last glass shards littering the floor. "Is there anything I can do?" He mulled it over as he looked up at her. "We should vacuum. So we are sure no glass is left." She nodded, scurrying to the janitor's closet to retrieve a vacuum.
At closure, Remy was the last to pack up. After he closed the lab, he rolled the legs of his pants and climbed the stairs to the aquarium. Before that, he had set his stuff in the vent closest to them. He took off his bandage to let the wound breathe and settled on the edge, his feet dangling in the water. Multiple octopi were swarming around him. One of them looked worriedly at the blue dripping slowly into the water as he recalled his day to them.
Bonus
The president climbed on stage under the people’s applause. His sweat glistened under the spots. “Hello fellow humans. I would like to thank all you for support during elections. As newly appointed human leader, I would like remind you all of the new regulation concerning sea-life. As you know, I previously was scientist in octopus science laboratory. Hence, this subject is very dear to my hearts.” As he was finally getting some water backstage, the applause still ringing in the air, a woman made his way to the president, escorted by two guards. “Mr Tintenfisch, your wife wanted to see you.” He motioned for them to take their leave, and she spoke as they did, embracing him. “You did it love!” Remy smiled, relaxing in her arms. “I would not have been able without you, Marceline.” After basking in Marceline’s warm hug for another moment, he asked: “Do you think they have suspicions?” She took her time to answer, weighing her words. “Maybe. Even if they do, I’m sure they won’t mind my sweet octopus.”
🦋 General Tags
#cep-posts : original posts
#cep-being : stuff about myself/my identity
#cep-thoughts : my thoughts on stuff (research, discourse, activism,…)
#cep-witches : my spirituality
#cep-journals : my journaling
#cep-art : my art
#cep-writes : my writing
#cep-fandoms : fandomy stuff
#cep-daydreams : my daydreams
#cep-loves : my selfshipping
#ceps-forever-world : my minecraft forever world
#cep-yaps : rambles and yapping
#cep-socialises : from answering asks to tag games
#cep-nsft : nsfw stuff; minors please block this tag, same for people that would prefer not to see this
Hi! Name's Kai, I'm 21, I use any pronouns, and this is my blog!
