My Brain Requires Me To Rant About My Silly Little Fuckin Ocs But All My Friends Have Already Heard About

hey so tumblr just told me I got 100 likes on this and I am so confused why yall are eating this up I probably thought this up at like two in the morning

Okay, so I had an amazing idea that totally won’t flop.

So yall remember the Player comic series? The one set in Undertale where the player transports themselves in the game, talks a bit with sans, repeatedly gets forced out for some reason, helps Frisk gain free will during a genocide run, goes full pacifist but it resets, confronts Gaster, and gets their happy ending (from when I checked last). Yeah, the one with the gray skinned kid with black & red clothing.

Well, we take that idea and apply it to Deltarune (with proper credit to the original creator, of course). I think it’d be fun to see, considering now, Kris has something to argue with & free will, while the player would have to explain how they got into this predicament to Kris without saying the whole “your life’s a game” thing if he’s with others.

I’d actually get to whipping shit up now, buuuttt I can’t draw for shit and I don’t got no money to pay people. Still, good idea!

I drew these. I drew these and I am happy with it.

I have an issue with idiotic henchmen characters because why can’t you shoot him, you dumbasses, we went through a whole interview, you had like ten years of experience, and suddenly now you decide to act like if I gave my dementia ridden grandma a twelve-gauge and put her in WW3?

These are not pizzas, especially that first one. These are abominations, experiments created by mankind to test how far we could go without even thinking about what or why. We had pepperoni. We could’ve stopped at pepperoni and we’d be fine, but nay. We had to give God a reason to hide in heaven, if he hasn’t abandoned us already. Watermelon on pizza (second picture)? You’ve gone too far. The first picture?! That isn’t a pizza, THAT IS AN AMALGAMATION MADE BY MEGALOMANIACS WHO CANNOT EVEN FATHOM THE MEANING OF THE WORD LIMIT.

Anyway, how was your day?

~Bigsta

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okay so I didn’t wanna comment on the whole tubi ad shit but their little hat people are expanding

there’s the cowboy kid and now there’s a wizard guy who looks like he teaches high school algebra

yo if a portal opened in your room one day/night and an alternate version of yourself from another universe went through it and told you you could ask it any questions, what’re you doing?

There’s a man on my desk what do I do with him

Yall ain’t ever gonna believe who my buddy just met

sans would own a cat and end up sleeping with it in the middle of the floor because of a sun spot.