Yo If A Portal Opened In Your Room One Day/night And An Alternate Version Of Yourself From Another Universe

reblog this if your icon could kill a man

mer krisma

These are not pizzas, especially that first one. These are abominations, experiments created by mankind to test how far we could go without even thinking about what or why. We had pepperoni. We could’ve stopped at pepperoni and we’d be fine, but nay. We had to give God a reason to hide in heaven, if he hasn’t abandoned us already. Watermelon on pizza (second picture)? You’ve gone too far. The first picture?! That isn’t a pizza, THAT IS AN AMALGAMATION MADE BY MEGALOMANIACS WHO CANNOT EVEN FATHOM THE MEANING OF THE WORD LIMIT.

Anyway, how was your day?

~Bigsta

sometimes i wish i was luigi

Yall ain’t ever gonna believe who my buddy just met

I got cult of the lamb and named my cult “Bunger King”

I have my first alarm set to the sonic drowning theme, and I make sure to put my alarm volumes at the highest setting before going to bed.

I wake up to a heart attack every morning.

I gotta remind myself that thievery ain’t a good thing sometimes cuz I like to steal images and memes and stuff and I gotta resist my urge to repost them. My two brain cells argue about it like that one dragon ball gif that I can’t find

Have this random photo of a random frame of Spider-Man from an anti-drug PSA.

meow.

If anyone would like their own silly cat doodle then interact with this post :)