yall the hyperfixations were hyperfixating so i made this blog about it They/He/She ❤🧡🤍🩷💜🤍💚 #translivesarehumanlives🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
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"Forgiven? I won't be forgiven, not ever. Part of a demon's job description - unforgivable, that's what I am."
T_T
I forgive you
I love making headcannons they're actually so fun like what *makes little grabby hands at the free serotonin*
SO if anyone has any requests for some headcannons to do with a fandom I'm in (which are a lot tbh) feel free to leave an ask :):)
just fyi I don't do headcannons for specific parings (apart from ineffable husbands I love them so much <3) so please don't request any romantic stuff thank youuuuu
every pride month the bookshop gets decorated with every pride flag imaginable
one time Aziraphale got upset cause be couldn't find a big enough version of a flag
and the next day Crowley appeared with a giant one (he totally sewed it himself but denies it to this day)
if Crowley's really bored one day or Aziraphale loves a book, they'll tag team to stop anyone from buying it
as a last resort Crowley once turned into a snake and coiled up on the shelf above the book and Aziraphale told the customer that the snake 'got a tad bit testy' when someone takes 'one of his' books.
there's a reddit forum dedicated to conspiracy theories around the bookshop snake to this day
Crowley posts outlandish theories on it that everyone assumes to be fake but are actually true just to mess people (obviously, there's no way that Mr. Fell's pet snake is the immortal snake from the garden of Eden, you're just grasping at straws at this point)
he thinks he's hilarious and occasionally shows the ones he's most proud of to Aziraphale
Aziraphale was against it at first but then he realised that a demonic snake might encourage potential book thieves (customers, Angel, they're called customers) from attempting to purchase any books
honestly if 15 gave me a hug I might actually explode
Words cannot describe how much I need a hug from the Doctor. Literally any of them. It is not a want it is a need. I'm 100% convinced it would fix me
100% going back in time to meet Sappho might even abandon the doctor and stay on the funky little lesbian island forever 5 stars
If you meet the Doctor, what time and place would you ask him to travel to first?
When the TARDIS upgraded she made sure there were a bunch of ramps everywhere because the doctor gets the zoomies sometimes and needs to run around in excitement (^_^)
and also because WHEELCHAIR ACCESS yaaas baby
On April fools, she moves all of the ramps exactly one centimetre to the left (the doctor tries to run across them and immediately faceplants) (The TARDIS recorded it and sent it to Donna)
there's technically a bedroom on board but when the doctor does sleep he likes to curl up under the control console because he says he can 'feel her heartbeat'
it became the only way he could fall alseep without nightmares
one time Donna found him there and practically melted
she can play music but only does so for comedic effect (she likes ABBA the most)
The Doctor: Okay, I don't exactly have a plan, per say, but I'm sure I'll come up with something in the moment...
The TARDIS: 🎶 Mama Mia ! Here we go again !
She has a photo she took of Donna, Rose (Noble) and The Doctor all laughing together that she doesn't show anyone but keeps just in case she gets separated from the Doctor again and gets lonely
Yaaaas okay here we go:
I started watching it fairly recently when Crowley and Aziraphale kept haunting my pinterest feed until I gave in and looked up the show (totally a demonic temptation now that I think about it)
Noooo I too poor :(
I have some ideas for fanfics but haven't gotten around to completing any (me core fr) and I've made one (1) edit that I spent way to long on lmao
OOOOOOh okay it would have to be a tie between the Crowley goes to Therapy one, which was also the first good omens fic I read and a 200 part professors AU by Ghostinthehouse on ao3
Me, frantically scrolling through my bookmarked fics: WHY IN MY TIME OF NEED DO I HAVE NOTHING??
Beelzebub def I love that little stinky dude
not a quote but that little "hmmp" that Aziraphale does when he realizes that Crowley turned job's goats into birds instead of killing them (he also puts his hands on his hips wait he's so precious)
noooo don't make me choose between my children T_T probably season 1...I would die for that 30 minute flashback at the start of episode 3 with Azriaphale and Crowley throughout the ages and I love me a happy ending (end of season 2 who?)
Yesssss I'm currently obsessed with David Tennant's Doctor Who (he's just a funky little guy fr)
OKAY HEAR ME OUT: my ideal good omens crossover would be with doctor who (the hyperfixation is real y'all.) Crowley and Aziraphale would appear in the doctor who universe (canon can get with it or die by my blade) and become besties with the doctor (14th or 10th, obviously) and Donna. THEN one time post season 2 Crowley appears in front of a bunch of UNIT guys (Shirley and Mel my babies ^_^ ) and while everyone else is freaking out the doctor just like "Hi Crowley :)" and then he looks around and is like "Where's your Angel?" and Crowley just starts SOBBING and gets a hug :)
there's a special place in my heart for the 'eccentric old blonde guy who everyone loves and his scary genderfluid/queer spouse with the sunglasses run a bookshop and refuse to actually sell people books' type of AU
Overall, really good :) the fics and edits and fanart are amazing (everyone is so talented like what) and people are generally super nice
would I be able to call myself a proper good omens fan if I didn't say the Aziraphale steps into the circle scence?
I LITERALLY HAVE AN ENTIRE PLAYLIST DEDICATED TO THEM <3 probalyyy first love/late spring by Mitski but also GOOD OLD FASHIONED LOVER BOY OMGGG I can't
yessss its called 'Ineffable Husbands <3' its 2 hours and 3 minutes
ive only met 1 other person irl who's seen it and one time in class I saw they were reading good omens fanfic on their Chromebook (i'd recognised that ao3 font anywhere lol)
noooo I cant pick just oneee but probably the time where Aziraphale was freaking out about performing his magic on the west end stage and Crowley was all supportive and reassuring him he was amazing AND ALSO the 'to the world' scene *starts crying tears of cuteness*
ooooooh def the season 2 opening scene before creation, where Crowley's making the universe (he smiles so MUCH it's adorable) and when Aziraphale's helping him and they're just so cuteeee
OF COURSE (It made me cry)
Nopeeee this is kinda my first Good Omens post really (wish me luck y'all)
season 2 (Bildad the Shuite is queen fr)
apart from bildad the Shuite (his own category that ascends time and space <3) I love the nanny bob
I sometimes forget that Crowley being Raphael (Archangel of healing, mostly) before he fell isn't actually canon, I love it so much!! also he, Gabriel (ew), Micheal (double ew), and Uriel all being archangel siblings is such a cute idea
okay its not really a theory but I NEED Crowley to be all "sUprEmE arChAnGeL aZirAphALe" when he sees him again (and they also need to hug at one point where they're clinging to each other and aren't letting go for a longggg time)
WILD CARD (ooooooh fun) ask whatever ya want :)
This was super fun to do :):) (also its 5 minutes to midnight and my Duolingo streak is hanging in the balance)
when did you first watch/discover good omens, and how did you find out about it?
do you have any merch?
have you created any fanart or fanfiction, or really any content for the fandom?
what is (if you read) your favorite good omens longfic?
what is (if you read) your favorite good omens one-shot?
who is your favorite side character?
what is your favorite underappreciated quote?
do you prefer season 1 or 2, and why?
have you seen any other work by david tennant and/or michael sheen?
have you ever imagined or created a crossover with another fandom for good omens? which one, and what was it about?
what is (if you read) your favorite type of human au for good omens? (ex. coffee shop au, surgeons au, plant store au)
has your interaction with the good omens fandom been overall good or bad?
what's your favorite instance of FUCK in the show?
what is your favorite good omens-coded song?
do you have any good omens playlists?
do you know anyone irl who has also watched good omens?
what is your favorite husband-y moment between aziracrow?
what is your favorite moment through history, and why?
have you ever read the crowley therapy fic (the most-read fic in the fandom)?
have you ever had a good omens post breach containment (aka get popular enough to end up on pinterest somewhere)?
do you prefer crowley's hair from s1 or s2? why?
what is your favorite crowley hairstyle through the ages?
what's a good omens headcanon that you considered canon?
what's a theory for season 3 that you NEED to be included?
WILD CARD!! ask whatever you want!! :)
Hello tumblr! As the title of my blog suggests, I don't really know what I'm doing...
Current fandoms: (drumroll)
Lord of the Rings, Doctor Who, Good Omens, Marvel, DCU, Six of Crows, The Hunger Games, Throne of Glass, Percy Jackson, Hamilton, Hadestown, EPIC the Musical, Ghosts, and probably ten more by this time next week.
Expect headcannons, fic recs, and memes to ensue shortly