First Post Yall!!!

headcannon time:

the whole time Aziraphale was pretending to be the gardener for Warlock's family Crowley was just...fixing the plants for him

like I love Aziraphale dearly but that angel cannot garden

everything is either over-watered or as dry as a literal desert

Crowley is fighting for both their jobs over here

he's just running around on his breaks trying desperately to keep the plants alive without Aziraphale or the Dowling's noticing

because he would never let his angel realise he's killing the plants

Yaaaas okay here we go:

I started watching it fairly recently when Crowley and Aziraphale kept haunting my pinterest feed until I gave in and looked up the show (totally a demonic temptation now that I think about it)

Noooo I too poor :(

I have some ideas for fanfics but haven't gotten around to completing any (me core fr) and I've made one (1) edit that I spent way to long on lmao

OOOOOOh okay it would have to be a tie between the Crowley goes to Therapy one, which was also the first good omens fic I read and a 200 part professors AU by Ghostinthehouse on ao3

Me, frantically scrolling through my bookmarked fics: WHY IN MY TIME OF NEED DO I HAVE NOTHING??

Beelzebub def I love that little stinky dude

not a quote but that little "hmmp" that Aziraphale does when he realizes that Crowley turned job's goats into birds instead of killing them (he also puts his hands on his hips wait he's so precious)

noooo don't make me choose between my children T_T probably season 1...I would die for that 30 minute flashback at the start of episode 3 with Azriaphale and Crowley throughout the ages and I love me a happy ending (end of season 2 who?)

Yesssss I'm currently obsessed with David Tennant's Doctor Who (he's just a funky little guy fr)

OKAY HEAR ME OUT: my ideal good omens crossover would be with doctor who (the hyperfixation is real y'all.) Crowley and Aziraphale would appear in the doctor who universe (canon can get with it or die by my blade) and become besties with the doctor (14th or 10th, obviously) and Donna. THEN one time post season 2 Crowley appears in front of a bunch of UNIT guys (Shirley and Mel my babies ^_^ ) and while everyone else is freaking out the doctor just like "Hi Crowley :)" and then he looks around and is like "Where's your Angel?" and Crowley just starts SOBBING and gets a hug :)

there's a special place in my heart for the 'eccentric old blonde guy who everyone loves and his scary genderfluid/queer spouse with the sunglasses run a bookshop and refuse to actually sell people books' type of AU

Overall, really good :) the fics and edits and fanart are amazing (everyone is so talented like what) and people are generally super nice

would I be able to call myself a proper good omens fan if I didn't say the Aziraphale steps into the circle scence?

I LITERALLY HAVE AN ENTIRE PLAYLIST DEDICATED TO THEM <3 probalyyy first love/late spring by Mitski but also GOOD OLD FASHIONED LOVER BOY OMGGG I can't

yessss its called 'Ineffable Husbands <3' its 2 hours and 3 minutes

ive only met 1 other person irl who's seen it and one time in class I saw they were reading good omens fanfic on their Chromebook (i'd recognised that ao3 font anywhere lol)

noooo I cant pick just oneee but probably the time where Aziraphale was freaking out about performing his magic on the west end stage and Crowley was all supportive and reassuring him he was amazing AND ALSO the 'to the world' scene *starts crying tears of cuteness*

ooooooh def the season 2 opening scene before creation, where Crowley's making the universe (he smiles so MUCH it's adorable) and when Aziraphale's helping him and they're just so cuteeee

OF COURSE (It made me cry)

Nopeeee this is kinda my first Good Omens post really (wish me luck y'all)

season 2 (Bildad the Shuite is queen fr)

apart from bildad the Shuite (his own category that ascends time and space <3) I love the nanny bob

I sometimes forget that Crowley being Raphael (Archangel of healing, mostly) before he fell isn't actually canon, I love it so much!! also he, Gabriel (ew), Micheal (double ew), and Uriel all being archangel siblings is such a cute idea

okay its not really a theory but I NEED Crowley to be all "sUprEmE arChAnGeL aZirAphALe" when he sees him again (and they also need to hug at one point where they're clinging to each other and aren't letting go for a longggg time)

WILD CARD (ooooooh fun) ask whatever ya want :)

This was super fun to do :):) (also its 5 minutes to midnight and my Duolingo streak is hanging in the balance)

ask game for people in the good omens fandom!

when did you first watch/discover good omens, and how did you find out about it?

do you have any merch?

have you created any fanart or fanfiction, or really any content for the fandom?

what is (if you read) your favorite good omens longfic?

what is (if you read) your favorite good omens one-shot?

who is your favorite side character?

what is your favorite underappreciated quote?

do you prefer season 1 or 2, and why?

have you seen any other work by david tennant and/or michael sheen?

have you ever imagined or created a crossover with another fandom for good omens? which one, and what was it about?

what is (if you read) your favorite type of human au for good omens? (ex. coffee shop au, surgeons au, plant store au)

has your interaction with the good omens fandom been overall good or bad?

what's your favorite instance of FUCK in the show?

what is your favorite good omens-coded song?

do you have any good omens playlists?

do you know anyone irl who has also watched good omens?

what is your favorite husband-y moment between aziracrow?

what is your favorite moment through history, and why?

have you ever read the crowley therapy fic (the most-read fic in the fandom)?

have you ever had a good omens post breach containment (aka get popular enough to end up on pinterest somewhere)?

do you prefer crowley's hair from s1 or s2? why?

what is your favorite crowley hairstyle through the ages?

what's a good omens headcanon that you considered canon?

what's a theory for season 3 that you NEED to be included?

WILD CARD!! ask whatever you want!! :)

Legolas: ARAGON WHERE IS MY CONDITIONER I CAN'T FIND MY CONDITIONER ! ARAGON THE HOBBITS ATE MY CONDITIONER HOW DID THEY EVEN MANAGE THAT

Aragon: LeGoLaS wE'rE LiTerAlLy aT bORoMiR's fuNErAl.

I know Elves are canonically just effortlessly beautiful creatures but I think it's funny to imagine Legolas having an extensive skin care and beauty routine that he does every morning to maintain his etheral features and he gets so fussy about it too and Aragorn is just like

things my autocorrect has changed 'Aziraphale' to:

Paleographer

theology

overestimate

cavalierly

FACTS

When you're obsessed with Good Omens, there are 2 stages. There's the Queen stage, and then there's the Hozier stage.

If you don't already know what I'm talking about then you're either about to find out, or you'll never know what I am talking about.

even more Aziracrow headcannons

on some (very rare) nights in the bookshop, one of the two puts on a record they brought from Maggie and they dance in the candlelight for hours

although Crowley will forever claim to be a Queen fan first and foremost, both the angel and the demon have a soft spot for old-timey music (especially the songs with a waltz-like beat)

they spend the first few times just learning how to slow-dance (Aziraphale knows the Gavotte and Crowley...we don't talk about Crowley's...dancing...and dancing is a very generous term to describe what he does)

learning to dance goes just about as well as you would expect, but after many a trodden-on foot, the two get there

one very embarrassing time, Nina walked in on the pair in the middle of a slow-dance (Crowley's head was resting on Aziraphale's, and Aziraphale's arm was around Crowley's waist) Nina and Maggie wouldn't stop gushing about how cute they were afterwards

one time on a particularly stormy afternoon the streets outside the bookshop were deserted

well, almost deserted...

if you were looking closely, you might just catch a glimpse of a tall redhead with the brightest yellow eyes you've ever seen dancing slowly with a shorter blonde wearing an alarming amount of tartan, both of whom were staring at the other with the most adoring smile you've seen in a long time

Hiya!

Saw your headcanon asks post, wanted to ask:

What are your headcanons for either the 14th Doctor or the 12th Doctor?

Have a nice day!

Arcene 🎸✨️

Thank you so much for the ask!!! I haven't seen any of number 12 yet so here are some of my headcannons for the 14th doctor:

loves raw marshmallows but refuses to toast them on the grounds that "there are some things in this world that should never be toasted"

once shoved 23 marshmallows in his mouth at the same time

don't ask us how he did it

Donna gave him a hot pink fidget spinner that used to be Rose's and he sat there spinning it for 30 minutes straight

he calls it his 'emotional support fidget spinner'

One time he tried to 'upgrade' it to become a sonic fidget spinner and accidentally made it spin so fast one of the spinners came off and crashed into a TARDIS light

after talking to Rose about gender one evening she gave him a little He/They pronoun pin that was TARDIS blue

he hugged her like 5 times in a row and pinned it to his coat super proudly

speaking of his coat he doesn't sleep very often but when he does he uses the coat like a blanket and curls up under it like a kid

Donna starts calling it his 'safety blanket'

That's all I have for now :D

ruined my life, 5 stars

Time for an experiment!

Good Omens

Headcannon asks :)

I love making headcannons they're actually so fun like what *makes little grabby hands at the free serotonin*

SO if anyone has any requests for some headcannons to do with a fandom I'm in (which are a lot tbh) feel free to leave an ask :):)

just fyi I don't do headcannons for specific parings (apart from ineffable husbands I love them so much <3) so please don't request any romantic stuff thank youuuuu

ask game!! 15 and 36?

Thank you for the asks :D

15: last thing I ate was some of my brother's Easter bunny (he shall never know)

36: Do I paint my nails? Yessss normally they're black and pink (the only two colours I have lol)