Things My Autocorrect Has Changed 'Aziraphale' To:

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15 is so real for this

When you're trapped on same spot and about to die vs When you're trapped on same spot and about to die, but there's also a cute guy there

Aziraphale: Crowley, dear, are you...crying?

Crowley: nO i'm having an allergic reaction

Aziraphale: to what?

Crowley: ...life.

Shax: What are you, Crowley's emotional support Angel?

Aziraphale, sweating: What? that would be wonder - er, terrible, yes how terrible of you to suggest that! I am shocked and outraged at the mere thought of me supporting my dear - my mortal enemies's emotions....with support...

Shax: You're literally texting him right now to check if he's drunk enough water today

Have we been sleeping on this?!

Shax just casually taunts Aziraphale with being Crowley's emotional support angel and Aziraphale reacts like this:

Look at that eyebrow lift and that almost smile. He likes it!! And then Jim is right there and he realizes that if Jimbriel retains his memories when he gets restored, he's going to be screwed, so he needs to act like he's annoyed by the suggestion.

But look at him!! This precious cinnamon roll wants nothing more than to be his demon's emotional support angel.

Your honor, I love them.

okay so I was listening to the Great Gatsby (the musical, of course) and the song Absolute Rose is 100% just Aziracrow trying to get Nina and Maggie together like:

Crowley: You remind of a rose, an absolute rose

Aziraphale: Or better yet, a bud, just waiting to bloom

Crowley: once you open, open up anew

Aziraphale: You'll be an absolute rose

Crowley: Once we cultivate you

Aziraphale: You know what's grand about a rose

Nina: Who are you calling a rose?

Crowley: Is sometimes they look best when they are arranged

Maggie: Here we go...

Aziraphale: I should fling you together, find a boat, push you right out to sea

Crowley: or maybe lock you in a room and see what happens to bloom

Donna: quick, doctor, you're losing blood

The Doctor, currently bleeding out from several stab wounds: im not losing blood, losing would be implying that I don't know where it is - I know exactly where it is...it's just not in me.

best uncle 14 fr

oh he is already such a great uncle, giving her the look of ‘I’m supposed to be retired but for you? Say no more, we’ll sneak away tomorrow, your wish is my command’

he did WHAT

kudos to Ncuti Gatwa to be the first doctor who to say Yas Queen, to an actual litteral queen

Even More Good Omens Headcannons:

so we know that Hell has a photo of Crowley and Aziraphale shaking hands in 1941, which they attempted to threaten them with

BUT hear me out:

Beelzebub had known Crowley was 'fraternising' with an angel since Rome...

they didn't usually make time to visit Earth, but that Archangel Gabriel was sent down to observe some human thing or another, and really, they couldn't let an agent of heaven have the run of the place, could they?

and while they were there, totally not spying on the Archangel's activities in fly form, they happened to see the demon Crowley speaking with the angel of the eastern gate, Azifela or whatever his name was

they brushed it aside though, confident that it was just another one of Crowley's elaborate temptation plans (several of which Beelzebub had been forced to sit through tedious presentations of)

They thought nothing of it, until a couple of centuries later, when Beelzebub had just popped over to France to watch the revolution play out (well, to watch the guillotine play out - they didn't much care about sides as long the decapitating got done)

and, of course, sensing an angelic presence in the Bastille, they had to check it out (because what if it was Gabriel??)

...

It turned out to be that Aziraphale fellow, who had somehow gotten himself all tied up in a revolution that had absolutely nothing to do with him at all, and Crowley was there with him! And they were b a n t e r i n g

like they were friends or something

which was ridiculous - an angel and a demon couldn't be friends, no matter how hard they tried

and say what you will about Beelzebub, but they're a demon with professional standards, so they snapped a picture of the pair having crepes together (crepes? really) (side note: cameras were definitely invented during the french revolution no need to look it up no really don't google it)

so, yes, over the centuries, Beelzebub had collected enough evidence of Crowley and Aziraphale's...friendship, arrangement, whatever you wanted to call it, to make sure the both of them were sufficiently...dealt with by their respective head offices

but something stopped them from turning in the photographs

maybe it was the spread of compassion they still had buried deep, deep down within their demonic heart

or maybe it was the fact, the feeling, that if Aziraphale and Crowley could do it, become friends against all odds, maybe Gabriel and Beelzebub had a better chance then they thought

we are among you

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