Okay So I Was Listening To The Great Gatsby (the Musical, Of Course) And The Song Absolute Rose Is 100%

no but like this gives me an idea™

Me, feral and foaming at the mouth as security hauls me off the Doctor Who set: "YOU LEECHES!!! YOU CAN'T KEEP THE WARDROBE ROOM FROM US FOREVER COWARDS!!!! SHOW US THE COMPANION ROOMS! WE WANT TO SEE BELINDA'S ROOM, RUBY'S ROOM, EVEN THAT ONE ROOM THAT'S JUST A VOID WITH A CHAIR IN IT! YOU CAN'T KEEP THE TARDIS'S OTHER ROOMS FROM US FOREVER! WE HAVE RIGHTS!!!" (bites a guard and vanishes in a puff of chronon particles)

OKAY headcannon time:

Once in the 17th century Crowley and Aziraphale got into a fight about the best type of wine (Crowley likes red, Aziraphale likes white) and for the next decade or so, two of the best red and white wineries in England got a seemingly out-of-the-blue 'sponsor' who paid them outrageous amounts of money to grow the best grapes and buy the fanciest brewing equipment. The two wineries formed a dramatic feud that lasted for years, passively aggressively trying to drive each other out of business and sabotaging wine tasting competitions all over the country to try and one-up the other winery.

Until one day, two young ladies from each winery fell in love Romeo & Juliet style and ran off together to live out their dreams of lesbian beer brewing in Ireland. Moved, the mysterious sponsors tried the other's wine for the first time and had to admit they liked the other's better (although they would never tell each other that)

They mutually coincided to calling the great-wine-off a tie, and the legend of the feuding families is still present in some parts of the English countryside that Aziraphale and Crowley are still to sheepish to visit to this very day

10: i wiLL tUrN thIS cAr ARoUnD riGhT noW yOunG mAn

doctor who | specials (2008 - 2010): the end of time - part one

Crowley, in Aziraphale's french revolution voice: I hAvE sTanDaRdS

im crying that ineffable pin is cute T_T

wait AND there's a sonic screwdriver one?? 10/10 adorable <3

New additions to the pin jacket!

Can y'all guess where I got these? (2 of these I haven't even posted about)

headcannon timeeeee:

Anathema Device was the fastest human/angel/demon to figure out that Aziraphale and Crowley were in love with each other

this queen took one look at these chaos gays and thought 'there is no possible heterosexual explanation for this' and we love her for it

coming in dead last, as the slowest people to figure it out, are Aziraphale and Crowley themselves

When ur mutuals w/ some cool ass people rb if u agree

Bentley headcannons: PART 2 BABYYYY

Crowley brought her from new in 1934

this also happened to be the year where driving tests were made mandatory in England

Crowley was so mad that in protest he brought the Bentley and proceeded to drive her at increasingly high speeds around central London

he still hasn't gotten a proper drivers licence to this day (don't tell Aziraphale that though)

Although Crowley has only put petrol in her once, after hearing the saying 'you wouldn't put a soft drink into a car and expect it to run' (this was meant to encourage people to drink more water, though, really, cars can't run on water either...)

Crowley decided to pour 2 whole litres of diet coke into the Bentley and see what happened (he survived for over 5 miles on sheer power of will)

There's always a book in the glove compartment just in case Aziraphale gets bored

currently, it's The Picture of Dorian Grey by Oscar Wilde, but before that it used to be Pride and Prejudice (Crowley read the first couple of chapters of that one and pretended to annoyed by it, but a few days later Aziraphale saw him sneaking back into the car to keep reading it)

He fell asleep in the Bentley once, and when he woke up he realized she had shifted his seat back so he wouldn't get a cramped neck from sitting upright all night <3

Yaaaas okay here we go:

I started watching it fairly recently when Crowley and Aziraphale kept haunting my pinterest feed until I gave in and looked up the show (totally a demonic temptation now that I think about it)

Noooo I too poor :(

I have some ideas for fanfics but haven't gotten around to completing any (me core fr) and I've made one (1) edit that I spent way to long on lmao

OOOOOOh okay it would have to be a tie between the Crowley goes to Therapy one, which was also the first good omens fic I read and a 200 part professors AU by Ghostinthehouse on ao3

Me, frantically scrolling through my bookmarked fics: WHY IN MY TIME OF NEED DO I HAVE NOTHING??

Beelzebub def I love that little stinky dude

not a quote but that little "hmmp" that Aziraphale does when he realizes that Crowley turned job's goats into birds instead of killing them (he also puts his hands on his hips wait he's so precious)

noooo don't make me choose between my children T_T probably season 1...I would die for that 30 minute flashback at the start of episode 3 with Azriaphale and Crowley throughout the ages and I love me a happy ending (end of season 2 who?)

Yesssss I'm currently obsessed with David Tennant's Doctor Who (he's just a funky little guy fr)

OKAY HEAR ME OUT: my ideal good omens crossover would be with doctor who (the hyperfixation is real y'all.) Crowley and Aziraphale would appear in the doctor who universe (canon can get with it or die by my blade) and become besties with the doctor (14th or 10th, obviously) and Donna. THEN one time post season 2 Crowley appears in front of a bunch of UNIT guys (Shirley and Mel my babies ^_^ ) and while everyone else is freaking out the doctor just like "Hi Crowley :)" and then he looks around and is like "Where's your Angel?" and Crowley just starts SOBBING and gets a hug :)

there's a special place in my heart for the 'eccentric old blonde guy who everyone loves and his scary genderfluid/queer spouse with the sunglasses run a bookshop and refuse to actually sell people books' type of AU

Overall, really good :) the fics and edits and fanart are amazing (everyone is so talented like what) and people are generally super nice

would I be able to call myself a proper good omens fan if I didn't say the Aziraphale steps into the circle scence?

I LITERALLY HAVE AN ENTIRE PLAYLIST DEDICATED TO THEM <3 probalyyy first love/late spring by Mitski but also GOOD OLD FASHIONED LOVER BOY OMGGG I can't

yessss its called 'Ineffable Husbands <3' its 2 hours and 3 minutes

ive only met 1 other person irl who's seen it and one time in class I saw they were reading good omens fanfic on their Chromebook (i'd recognised that ao3 font anywhere lol)

noooo I cant pick just oneee but probably the time where Aziraphale was freaking out about performing his magic on the west end stage and Crowley was all supportive and reassuring him he was amazing AND ALSO the 'to the world' scene *starts crying tears of cuteness*

ooooooh def the season 2 opening scene before creation, where Crowley's making the universe (he smiles so MUCH it's adorable) and when Aziraphale's helping him and they're just so cuteeee

OF COURSE (It made me cry)

Nopeeee this is kinda my first Good Omens post really (wish me luck y'all)

season 2 (Bildad the Shuite is queen fr)

apart from bildad the Shuite (his own category that ascends time and space <3) I love the nanny bob

I sometimes forget that Crowley being Raphael (Archangel of healing, mostly) before he fell isn't actually canon, I love it so much!! also he, Gabriel (ew), Micheal (double ew), and Uriel all being archangel siblings is such a cute idea

okay its not really a theory but I NEED Crowley to be all "sUprEmE arChAnGeL aZirAphALe" when he sees him again (and they also need to hug at one point where they're clinging to each other and aren't letting go for a longggg time)

WILD CARD (ooooooh fun) ask whatever ya want :)

This was super fun to do :):) (also its 5 minutes to midnight and my Duolingo streak is hanging in the balance)

ask game for people in the good omens fandom!

when did you first watch/discover good omens, and how did you find out about it?

do you have any merch?

have you created any fanart or fanfiction, or really any content for the fandom?

what is (if you read) your favorite good omens longfic?

what is (if you read) your favorite good omens one-shot?

who is your favorite side character?

what is your favorite underappreciated quote?

do you prefer season 1 or 2, and why?

have you seen any other work by david tennant and/or michael sheen?

have you ever imagined or created a crossover with another fandom for good omens? which one, and what was it about?

what is (if you read) your favorite type of human au for good omens? (ex. coffee shop au, surgeons au, plant store au)

has your interaction with the good omens fandom been overall good or bad?

what's your favorite instance of FUCK in the show?

what is your favorite good omens-coded song?

do you have any good omens playlists?

do you know anyone irl who has also watched good omens?

what is your favorite husband-y moment between aziracrow?

what is your favorite moment through history, and why?

have you ever read the crowley therapy fic (the most-read fic in the fandom)?

have you ever had a good omens post breach containment (aka get popular enough to end up on pinterest somewhere)?

do you prefer crowley's hair from s1 or s2? why?

what is your favorite crowley hairstyle through the ages?

what's a good omens headcanon that you considered canon?

what's a theory for season 3 that you NEED to be included?

WILD CARD!! ask whatever you want!! :)

honestly if 15 gave me a hug I might actually explode

Words cannot describe how much I need a hug from the Doctor. Literally any of them. It is not a want it is a need. I'm 100% convinced it would fix me