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reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts
he did WHAT
kudos to Ncuti Gatwa to be the first doctor who to say Yas Queen, to an actual litteral queen
Aziracrow, 1941:
Aziraphale: I knew you'd come through for me - you always do.
Crowley: Well, you said trust me.
Aziraphale: And you did.
Aziracrow, season 3:
Aziraphale: I knew you'd come through for me...you always do.
Crowley: ....
Crowley: well, you said trust me.
Aziraphale: ...and you did.
“But the TARDIS does your hair?”
“It…uh it does”
Something about the doctors delivery there makes me think this is like the time lord equivalent of your mum doing your hair xD
so we know that Hell has a photo of Crowley and Aziraphale shaking hands in 1941, which they attempted to threaten them with
BUT hear me out:
Beelzebub had known Crowley was 'fraternising' with an angel since Rome...
they didn't usually make time to visit Earth, but that Archangel Gabriel was sent down to observe some human thing or another, and really, they couldn't let an agent of heaven have the run of the place, could they?
and while they were there, totally not spying on the Archangel's activities in fly form, they happened to see the demon Crowley speaking with the angel of the eastern gate, Azifela or whatever his name was
they brushed it aside though, confident that it was just another one of Crowley's elaborate temptation plans (several of which Beelzebub had been forced to sit through tedious presentations of)
They thought nothing of it, until a couple of centuries later, when Beelzebub had just popped over to France to watch the revolution play out (well, to watch the guillotine play out - they didn't much care about sides as long the decapitating got done)
and, of course, sensing an angelic presence in the Bastille, they had to check it out (because what if it was Gabriel??)
...
It turned out to be that Aziraphale fellow, who had somehow gotten himself all tied up in a revolution that had absolutely nothing to do with him at all, and Crowley was there with him! And they were b a n t e r i n g
like they were friends or something
which was ridiculous - an angel and a demon couldn't be friends, no matter how hard they tried
and say what you will about Beelzebub, but they're a demon with professional standards, so they snapped a picture of the pair having crepes together (crepes? really) (side note: cameras were definitely invented during the french revolution no need to look it up no really don't google it)
so, yes, over the centuries, Beelzebub had collected enough evidence of Crowley and Aziraphale's...friendship, arrangement, whatever you wanted to call it, to make sure the both of them were sufficiently...dealt with by their respective head offices
but something stopped them from turning in the photographs
maybe it was the spread of compassion they still had buried deep, deep down within their demonic heart
or maybe it was the fact, the feeling, that if Aziraphale and Crowley could do it, become friends against all odds, maybe Gabriel and Beelzebub had a better chance then they thought
Crowley likes to give Aziraphale things from nature, mainly flowers and occasionally one of his houseplants (he claims that the bookshop had more sun for the plants, or that the flowers were given to him by his neighbour and he was going to throw them out) (Aziraphale knows the truth, though)
Aziraphale tends to lean towards more man-made gifts, especially sweet treats that he buys or even makes himself - after all, it was Crowley who first introduced him to food, so isn't it fitting that Aziraphale gives him something similar)
both of them love music, and will often dig up records and CDs of songs that they think the other will enjoy
they don't really announce those type of gifts, but Crowley will place a record (not bebop) in Aziraphale's gramophone/record player thingy, and Aziraphale will pop a new CD into the Bentley stereo
it makes them both so happy, doing these little things for each other, and they both blush adorably when receiving the same love and attention back <3
If I get too close, and I'm not how you hoped, forgive my northern attitude, oh I was raised out in the cold...and if the sun don't rise, 'til the summertime, forgive my northern attitude, oh I was raised on little light (Northern Attitude)
I wouldn't know where to start, sweet music playing in the dark, be still my foolish heart, don't ruin this on me (Almost)
In some sad way I already know...I will not ask you where you came from, I could not ask and neither would you...honey, just put your sweet lips on my lips, we could just kiss like real people do. (like real people do)
T_T
Thinking about doing an ineffables meme series but including Hozier lyrics. Y’know, for funsies.
i sometimes forget that crowley and aziraphale have CANONICALLY kissed. on the lips. wow
and it hits me a bit too hard when i remember about it
"Forgiven? I won't be forgiven, not ever. Part of a demon's job description - unforgivable, that's what I am."
T_T
I forgive you
yall the hyperfixations were hyperfixating so i made this blog about it They/He/She ❤🧡🤍🩷💜🤍💚 #translivesarehumanlives🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
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