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yesssss this is GORGEOUS

some of the most slay victorian aziracrow combos i can imagine. the wives walk into a party together in these fits and the room goes silent for a sec. bc they're slaying so hard

Aziracrow headcannons (because they're idiots and I love them <3)

okay so the shortest known battle in the history of the world was 38 minutes long. It took place in 1896, from 9:00am-9:38am

and doesn't that just scream Aziracrow?

hear me out:

Crowley: oh yeah, Angel, hell wants me to tempt some humans into starting another war

Aziraphale: Another one? really? and this soon after the civil war - it feels rather lazy, doesn't it?

Crowley: well, you know those guys, always got quotas to fill. Plus, I'm already on thin ice with downstairs at the present, I'm afraid I can't really get out of this one.

Aziraphale, sighing: I know, I know...I suppose...what do you say to a teeny tiny war?

Crowley: ...just how tiny are we talking?

Donna: quick, doctor, you're losing blood

The Doctor, currently bleeding out from several stab wounds: im not losing blood, losing would be implying that I don't know where it is - I know exactly where it is...it's just not in me.

10: i wiLL tUrN thIS cAr ARoUnD riGhT noW yOunG mAn

doctor who | specials (2008 - 2010): the end of time - part one

good omens: WEDDING EDITION (part 1)

yeah that's right; below is my idea for the perfect Aziracrow wedding <3

they argue for ages about the venue until they see a news article saying that South Downs in England has officially re-introduced native nightingales into the area

and I mean, after seeing that, could they get married anywhere else?

Crowley in a dress.

a beautiful black lacy dress, complete with tall silver heels (not that he needs the extra height)

Aziraphale has a tartan bowtie, of course

they're both wearing a green carnation pinned to their lapels (Aziraphale got the idea from his dear friend Oscar)

when Aziraphale goes to walk down the aisle, time almost seems to slow down (and maybe it does; who knows?)

he's almost glowing a soft golden colour from the sheer joy

he gives the impression of a sunrise - warm, peaceful, and filled with hope for the coming day

Crowley, on the other hand, looks like a sunset

bold, elegant, and strong, never quiet the same from day to day, but with a hint of pink some nights, splashes of purples and blues on others - the kind of breathtaking view that makes you stop and watch for a while

standing together, they look like they were made for each (which, of course, they were)

not night and day, exactly, nor twilight and dusk, but the gorgeous bursts of colour that paint the earth's skies to celebrate the dawn of a new time and the completion of a finished one

even Gabriel and Beelzebub (who weren't on the list but showed up anyway) had to admit that they looked lovely

behind the archway is a delicate, shining stain glass window that depicts (in the most accurate detail you will ever find) the garden of Eden

if you look very closely, you might spot a couple of black scales amongst the branches of an apple tree, or a gleaming white feather or two

the archway that the couple is standing under is decorated with roses, some of which are colours that any gardening enthusiasts attending are pretty sure don't exist, or at least, haven't been discovered yet

on the left side the roses are a gorgeous, glossy black

on the right side, the roses are a fluffy, sun-catching white

as the roses get closer to the middle of the archway, they form a gradient, from black and white to a very light and a very dark grey

and right in the middle, hanging above the pair when they kiss, the roses are almost the colour of stars on a clear night

good omens headcannons: AZIRACROW EDITION

Aziraphale takes very good care of his clothes, and in the very few instances of them gaining tears or rips he painstakingly hand-stitches them back together

he once spent half an hour agonising over two practically identical colours of thread to find the one that matches his waistcoat perfectly

whenever Crowley rips his clothes (which is a weekly event) he uses whatever will take the less amount of effort physically possible to fix it

one time Aziraphale walked in on him using a stapler to staple the seams of a pair of pants back together

they both decide they wanted to learn to cook at the same time and spent many evenings arguing over the finer points of the recipes

they tried to use a cooking tutorial on youtube but it quickly deteriorated into both of them yelling at the video every five seconds for 'getting cooking wrong'...the video was made by a professional chef

one time Crowley put a vanilla sponge in the oven and then promptly forgot about it

when he did finally remember it it was burnt so bad it was black all over so he just left it on the counter to deal with it later

Aziraphale came home and thought it was a chocolate cake

suffice to say he was very disappointed when he tried a slice

Aziraphale never used to sleep much but one day in winter Crowley was asleep on the bookshop's couch and he thought he would just take a teensie nap

they both woke up 3 days later curled up on the couch together <3

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songs from my ineffable husbands playlist <3

From Eden (Hozier): Honey, you're familiar, like my mirror years ago; idealism sits in prison, chivalry fell on its sword; Innocence died screaming, honey ask me, I should know; I slithered here from Eden just to sit outside your door.

Northern Attitude (Hozier + Noah Kahan): if you get too close, and I'm not how you hoped, forgive my northern attitude, oh I was raised out in the cold...

Love of my life (Queen): Love of my life, you've hurt me...you've broken me down, and now you leave me...

Do I wanna know? (Hozier cover): Crawling back to you...every thought of calling when you've had a few? cause I always do...

Little talks (Of monsters and Men): So wait, wait, wait for me, please hang around, I'll see you when I fall asleep...

First Love/Last Spring (Mitski): And I don't wanna go home yet...let's walk to the top of the big night sky...so please hurry, leave me, I can't breathe, please don't say you love me...

Atlantis (Seafret): I can feel it coming down, and in my heart and in my head, tell me why this has to end...my Atlantis, I can't save us...

Daylight (David Kushner): Oh I love it and I hate it at the same time...you and I drink the poison from the same vine...hiding all of our sins from the daylight...

Good old fashioned lover boy (Queen): Does this one even need explanation?

making this made me realise just how angsty my good omens playlists are T_T

okay so I was listening to the Great Gatsby (the musical, of course) and the song Absolute Rose is 100% just Aziracrow trying to get Nina and Maggie together like:

Crowley: You remind of a rose, an absolute rose

Aziraphale: Or better yet, a bud, just waiting to bloom

Crowley: once you open, open up anew

Aziraphale: You'll be an absolute rose

Crowley: Once we cultivate you

Aziraphale: You know what's grand about a rose

Nina: Who are you calling a rose?

Crowley: Is sometimes they look best when they are arranged

Maggie: Here we go...

Aziraphale: I should fling you together, find a boat, push you right out to sea

Crowley: or maybe lock you in a room and see what happens to bloom

Aziraphale: Crowley, dear, are you...crying?

Crowley: nO i'm having an allergic reaction

Aziraphale: to what?

Crowley: ...life.