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JON and MARTIN ARE YOU KIDDING ME

My reaction notes to insanity that was this episode

Just listened to the new Magnus Protocol episode um… what the fuck

What the fuck just happened.

I mean the Magnus Institute, Grand Rituals, Dirt Clones??? And then Alice straight up talking to the computer and asking who’s in there???

AND then the end WTF was that?! Gwen going into statement mode I think the creature from the Magnus Institute showed up like ????

I know I'm super late to the TMAGP 20 party but I need you to know that my first instinct upon hearing that Starkwall used to be called GSR security was to shout out loud, "Gertrude Robinson?!"

Like I know it probably has nothing to do with her but I think it would be funny if Gertrude made a security company for the sole purpose of destroying the magnus institute

Sir Issac Newton, The fuck are you doing in my silly horror podcast

Ok so today's statement was seriously lonely, spiral coded, but was I the only one that was oddly remined of the You Are Here restaurant space from TMAGP 8 (Running on Empty). Like that also had Spiral, Lonely vibes, perhaps there's a connection.

Most of TMAGP fandom: oh this is so fun, I wonder when does Georgie show up, is it Web-Coded? Sam/Celia or Celia/Alice, maybe Alice/Sam/Celia polycule??

Me, having too much coffee and unsupervised access to alchemy books: The agents of fear in this universe are trying to bring forth "the age of Antichrist", a concept spoken of in 14th century Franciscan Spirituals writing that urged alchemy to develop in an attempt to stop it, and they want to do that by blending all the fears together in a "perfect ratio" using the pieces of entities that got transported here from previous universe, thus bringing back the Primal Fear all The Entities came from in TMA universe. They want to access Freddie since he's based on medieval Islamic alchemical textbook called "The Book of Balances" by Jābir ibn Ḥayyān that cross references different metals in attempt to find the ratio for gold, this is also related to what Magnus Institute in this universe was doing, either looking for literal Antichrist child, possible alchemists to develop the field or looking for Messiah who was also mentioned in alchemical writings as an allegory for a Philosopher's Stone, also Alice/Sam/Celia polycule??

Babe wake up a new shipping templet just dropped.

Ok so like what if I was going to therapy and you where the receptionist I saw everyday at the office 👀👀👀

You know, out of everything a Dominatrix Hunt Grandma was distinctively NOT on my Magnus Protocol bingo card. Well played Alex well played

let’s talk about bonzo. fucking asshole shit face bonzo, can’t even buy his own motherfucking house bonzo, lunchbox in comic sans frankly embarrassing goddamn blobby knockoff bonzo. i REFUSE to call that waste of space “mister” because he is undeserving of my time and respect. He’s a freak and gets paid to murder people, LIKE WORKS FOR THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED KINGDOM and he STILL lives with Nigel Dickface. From the moment I had to see his ugly ass yellow eggplant-for-a-nose face during the ARG i knew he was a piece of shit and guess what? time and time again i am proven right. If I ever have to hear him and his jaundiced ass again i am going to end the episode, unsubscribe from protocol, delete spotify, and scream. I want him to die a death where he is ground up Mikaele Salesa style, or maybe has each of his stupid motherfucking orange spots popped one by one. Do not come to me with your defenses for this sickly excuse for a creature. I don’t care whether he is a bear or a twink or a twunk he is BONZO he is SHIT and i HATE HIM. Stupid cocky asshole has a goddman theme song with children singing about him WHERE DID THOSE CHILDREN FUCKING COME FROM he is ugly and i haet him. fucking illiterate piece of televised garbage i hope nigel dickenass wakes up in a cold sweat every night because he created such an abhorrent monstrosity. i hope he knows it lives in his stupid fucking house wearing a stupid fucking fedora and i hope idiot loser bonzo kills him and then kills itself. i would celebrate his death every year with a cupcake that says I HATE FUCKING BONZO.

I am foaming at the mouth over the new Magnus Protocol episode

But um what was up with those little audio glitches during Sam and Alice's conversation like... what... I mean its not like audio glitches and static sounds are associated with the supernatural or anything

Currently eating drywall after the new Magnus Protocol episode

Gerry??!! Gertrude??!! GEORGIE?!!! What the FUCK is happening right now

Gearing up for the Magnus Protocol tomorrow!

Can't wait more of my favorite sounds of unimaginable horror :)

I'm honestly hoping they're going to be the Gertude and Leitner power duo we weren't able to see much of in mag archives

im spreading heinrich and alice becoming best friends propaganda i dont care i love him immediately and i want them to gossip

Going off of each episode so far, here's my current prediction for the S2 finale...

...I'm not sure if it's spoilers or not. Better safe than sorry, iykyk

Tmagp spoilers

Colin: tries accessing the database

Fr3dd1: "we would like to thank our sponsor, surfshark vpn for helping keep out those pesky individuals trying to access your data"

Colin: gets eaten by the servers

@mement0m0r1 sharing this here because we’re onto something

Celia mentions a “Jack” at the beginning of Episode 11: Marked, right? Stick with me for a moment.

The name Jack has appeared only three times before in TMA: once mentioned offhand by Breekon, once tangentially related to the Everchase, and finally (and most PROMINENTLY) in Jack Barnabas, the man who dated Agnes Montague and ruined the ritual of the desolation.

Now, assuming that Celia is in fact the same from TMA, this would mean she was originally known as Lynne Hammond. Lynne Hammond gave a statement in MAG: 100 “I guess you had to be there,” talking about a ghostly woman who was on fire and could burn her- which *seems* linked to the desolation.

Conclusion: After losing Agnes, Jack Barnabas went on to date Lynne Hammond, inciting the anger of whatever connection Agnes still retained to the world and making her appear to Lynne. Now, in this alternate universe, Celia is still dating Jack Barnabas

Thoughts?

oh you poor poor bisexual. i was gonna draw sam and celia in her thoughts but i gave up

original under cut

Apologies for the deception - Celia at Sam probably

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

So jon probably isn't ERROR right?? cus it's definitely a woman's voice so maybe it's an amalgamation of all of the past archivists in tmagp universe??

Also is Sam dead? I mean if celia could go through the rift in hilltop road maybe Sam is in archives universe? Idkk this ep was so confusing to listen to

Guys it's on the train

my condolences sam <3

TMA fans when they heard that jmart died separately 20 years ago

alright so, i have listened to tma BUT only up to ep 18 (the man upstairs) and then i dropped it, but once tmagp came out I told my friend i would listen to it. tell me why after i caught up with tmagp they're getting me to listen to tma but in the wrong order, first i listened to mag 200 (before tmagp came out) and now im listening to mag 100 trying to connect the dots between two people (iykyk) now im getting back into tma so yk i think they secretly planned this all along (@witchinatree)

I feel tumblr would enjoy this drawing I did

Mr Bonzo.

i was going on a rant about mr bonzo and his story (ig?), talking about how he's skin and bones and at the end of my rant i said lowkey smash and my friend ( @witchinatree ) did a sigh at me

How could Jonathan sims and Alexander J. Newall do this to me, I was so excited :(