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I have no goddamn clue what's going on, but I don't want to. I like it how it already is
And here, here we see my favourite screen grab of anything ever
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Part 2 of the fishing trip! Things (unsurprisingly) did in fact go wrong
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The fishing trip is going great đź‘Ť
This definitely won’t lead to shenanigans. Definitely not.
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Flight practice is going great, what are you talking about?
This. This moment is so incredibly important to me you don’t understand
I love these so much!
some rumors i like to believe the twins spread around berk, starting from most normal and getting progressively more and more weird:
snotlout wears heels to make himself taller
fishlegs didn’t write his dragon cards. they just appeared one day
hiccup is a lycanwing
stoicks hair is red from the blood of his enemies
ruffnut doesn’t cut her hair, she just eats it when it gets too long (spread by tuff)
tuffnut has sexual relations with sheep (spread by ruff)
bucket’s bucket that he wears on his head was the very bucket he was born in
mala pegs dagur (no one knows if this is true or not, including the twins)
stoick is actually two very skinny haddocks in a trenchcoat
gobber’s dragon is actually just a really big toad
hiccup meows like a cat when he gets excited
snotlout’s middle name is *cue every single name that starts with a g except for gary*
astrid made up heather to make it seem like she has more friends and everyone else just went along with it (this was the first and only rumor the twins ever spread about astrid)
ruffnut single handedly took down a whole camp of hunters (spread by ruff)
snotlout has to sleep in someone else’s room when there’s a storm (this one’s actually true)
tuffnut beat the scourge of odin three times with no antidote (spread by tuff)
gobber didn’t actually lose his hand and foot, they’re just really small and inside of the hook/peg leg
ruffnut is actually tuffnut, and tuffnut is actually ruffnut, they were switched at birth (the twins didn’t spread this one, they have no clue who did) (it was fishlegs)
fanghook is actually a girl and gustav just uses masculine terminology for her to be more like snotlout
hiccup got eaten by a dragon as a child and that’s why he’s like this
tuffnuts shoved the entire dragon eye up his ass
dagur IS oswald the agreeable, he just needed a way to cover up the fact that he doesn’t age
feel free to add more if you think of any!!