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this is the christmas card im sending out. steve didnt know what text i was gonna put behind it when he drew the picture.
(You can get this on redbubble!)
and it turns out that clint, who has been humming christmas carols for weeks now, doesnt actually know any of the real lyrics, and has just been making them up as he goes along. this is his latest masterpiece:
Winter Soldier’s Gunnin’ You Down (To the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town)
You better watch out, you better not cry
You’ll probably bleed out, I’m tellin’ you why
Winter Soldier’s gunnin’ you down
He’s got a hit list, he’s starting a fight
He’s clenching his fist, it’s shiny and bright
Winter Soldier’s gunnin’ you down!
He sees you when you’re sleeping
He knows when you’re awake
His aim is really fucking good and he’s gonna assassinate
You better watch out, you better not cry
You’ll probably bleed out, I’m tellin’ you why
Winter Soldier’s gunnin’ you down
He’s yanking out wheels and firing guns
If you were smart you’d probably run
Winter Soldier’s gunning you down!
Winter Soldier’s gunning you down!
Zemo: Pop
Bucky: ???
Zemo: Six
Bucky: ...no.
Zemo: Squish
Bucky: No.
Zemo: Uh-uh
Bucky: NO.
Zemo: Cicero
Bucky: NO!!!
Zemo: Lipschitz
Bucky [voiceover]: Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead.