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8 years ago

for your own peace of mind, maybe dont pay too close attention to the lyrics of some christmas songs.

this is the christmas card im sending out. steve didnt know what text i was gonna put behind it when he drew the picture.

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(You can get this on redbubble!)

and it turns out that clint, who has been humming christmas carols for weeks now, doesnt actually know any of the real lyrics, and has just been making them up as he goes along. this is his latest masterpiece:

Winter Soldier’s Gunnin’ You Down (To the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

You better watch out, you better not cry

You’ll probably bleed out, I’m tellin’ you why

Winter Soldier’s gunnin’ you down

He’s got a hit list, he’s starting a fight

He’s clenching his fist, it’s shiny and bright

Winter Soldier’s gunnin’ you down!

He sees you when you’re sleeping

He knows when you’re awake

His aim is really fucking good and he’s gonna assassinate

You better watch out, you better not cry

You’ll probably bleed out, I’m tellin’ you why

Winter Soldier’s gunnin’ you down

He’s yanking out wheels and firing guns

If you were smart you’d probably run

Winter Soldier’s gunning you down!

Winter Soldier’s gunning you down!


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8 years ago
“I Don’t Know If It’s Legal, That My Passport Picture Is Actually Me As Peggy Carter.”
“I Don’t Know If It’s Legal, That My Passport Picture Is Actually Me As Peggy Carter.”
“I Don’t Know If It’s Legal, That My Passport Picture Is Actually Me As Peggy Carter.”
“I Don’t Know If It’s Legal, That My Passport Picture Is Actually Me As Peggy Carter.”

“I don’t know if it’s legal, that my passport picture is actually me as Peggy Carter.”


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8 years ago

Zemo: Pop

Bucky: ???

Zemo: Six

Bucky: ...no.

Zemo: Squish

Bucky: No.

Zemo: Uh-uh

Bucky: NO.

Zemo: Cicero

Bucky: NO!!!

Zemo: Lipschitz

Bucky [voiceover]: Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead.


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9 years ago
Requested By @belly-the-hutt
Requested By @belly-the-hutt
Requested By @belly-the-hutt
Requested By @belly-the-hutt
Requested By @belly-the-hutt
Requested By @belly-the-hutt
Requested By @belly-the-hutt
Requested By @belly-the-hutt
Requested By @belly-the-hutt
Requested By @belly-the-hutt

requested by @belly-the-hutt


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9 years ago
Steve Rogers Did, In Fact, Realize That Something Was Off When He Saw The Outline Of The Woman’s Odd
Steve Rogers Did, In Fact, Realize That Something Was Off When He Saw The Outline Of The Woman’s Odd

Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.


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