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Swiching Schlatts prompt to somnophilia

erm..

so uh idk how to make a google form and its asking me to do a bunch of shit that I aint doing too uhh I guess I'll make a poll? idk but uh here are some characters that I know and are willing to write about.

YIPPIEE

okay so kinktober is officially planned for october 10th of this year. I will be keeping the list my last post. And i’ll find out a way to which character u guys want for the finale !

(how u guys feel ab me making a google form?)

plans for kinktober. (maybe)

10/10 - Schlatt : mirror sex

10/14 - Ted Nivison: size difference

10/18 - Dick Grayson and Jason Todd: tag teaming

10/22 - Percy Jackson (BOOK PERCY): overstimulation

10/26- Ghostface (any): deepthroating

10/30 - You Choose!

a/n: please note that these are not final, i made these up on the spot so feel free to share whom you would like to be included in my kinktober.

btw if u choose ‘we wanna chose who’ that vote is going towards yay kinktober

jschlatt smut.

tags: smut SMUT, Jschlatt. fem y/n, creampie, reader y/n, throwing a book, standing up sex (kinda?), missionary, aftercare obv, controlled orgam, !mdni!, sentences from the book icebreaker are used. I completely forgot to add the other position so i’ll js add it in the next part

SMUT BELLOW CUT!!

“Whatcha doin’ toots?” 

Schlatt asks standing over Y/n’s bed, making her jump up and slam her book down. “W-what?”

He smirks, finding her nervousness amusing. “I asked what you were doin’?” 

Y/n’s cheeks go red, slowly closing her book and covering the front. 

“Ya not gunna tell me?”

“nuh uh..” She responds in a small voice.

 Schlatt chuckles, climbing onto the bed and crawling in front of y/n. 

Schlatt leans in closer, feeling the uneven breathing coming from his partner. 

Y/n’s eyes flutter shut, expecting a kiss from Schlatt. 

She feels a quick peck on her cheek then feels her book being stolen from her grasp; her eyes shooting open. 

“Schlatt!” She yells, slightly smiling

 from the cackling coming from Schlatt as he flips

 to the page she had bookmarked.

Schlatt leapt off the bed, holding the book up so she couldn’t reach and began reading from her book.

Y/n also stood up from the bed, hopping, desperately trying to get the book.

“The second his mouth is on me I’m climbing, back arching from the bed grinding into his face.”

He pauses for a second, smirk still plastered on his face. “Such a naughty girl, reading shit like this..”

 Y/n clenches her thighs, the tips of her ears red. “Jus’ give it back..” She manages to get out, dropping her head to rest on his chest.

“Nuh uh.” He repeats, eyes glued to the pages “Jesus- where the fuck did you get this filth.”- “The pleasure rolls through me; a pleased grumble vibrates in his throat as his tongue pierces me, sending me tumbling over the edge, crying out his name.” 

Schlatt looks up, grinning ear to ear. “Y’know toots,..” Y/n raised her head, looking up at Schlatt.

 “Ya could’ve just asked for me to eat ya out instead of reading about it.” His voice lowers, looking down at her, using his thumb and index finger to bring her face closer to him.

Y/n gulps, holding back a pleased smile; eyes darting in between his eyes and lips. “Such a dirty girl..” He whispered, tossing the book away from them. “Schlatt.. please..” She mumbles out, His smirk widens, “Say that one more time for me baby? Didn’t quite catch that.” 

Y/n whines out, slightly pouting. “You heard me, you fuck.” She mutters out, looking down. 

Schlatt stops smiling, grabbing her chin once more. “You wanna repeat that?” He says in a tone she’s heard many times before. 

“Don’t start, you know what’ll happen if you continue being bratty.”

 Now, Y/n has a choice to whether to act out or stay in line. She decides on safer option.

“Sorry sir..” She whispers, “I just..I want you to touch me…” 

She grabs the hand that was forcing her to look at him, trailing both his middle and ring finger up to her mouth.

 Her tongue comes out from behind her lips, swirling around his fingers.

 All of which remaining eye contact, Schlatt groans bitting his lip. He pushes them both back, Y/n now against the door.

“Fuck baby..” He grumbles out, his other hand on her waist, thumbing the waistband of her panties. 

“No shorts? Were you planning on touching yourself while reading baby?” He asks, smirking

Y/n nods, practically deep throating Schlatt’s fingers. “Such a dirty, dirty girl…”  He said, leaning a bit closer. 

“Alright that’s enough-“ Schlatt pulls his fingers out, growing inpatient. “You really now how to get me goin’ dont cha?”

He says, tugging her panties; to about mid-thigh.

 Enough room to slip his hand in between her legs, teasing her hole, the wetness of her own saliva sticking to the insides of her thighs.  

“Beg.”

“Hm..?”

“I said beg.”

Y/n looks up, eyebrows furrowed, eyes unfocus, and lips red and glossy.

 “Please sir.. I’ll be good f’you.. please just- fuck me..” Schlatt chuckles lowly,

 “atta’ girl..” He says, plunging both fingers into her wet cunt. Y/n’s hands fly to Schlatt’s shoulders,

Nails digging into the fabric of his shirt. “Mmh!” She mewls out, the feeling of his fingers both familiar yet still new.

“Fuck- sir..” Schlatt smiles down at her, his right hand moving up to her chin again; bringing their lips together.

Y/n moans into the kiss as Schlatt’s thick fingers inside her quicken.

One of her arms now slug over his shoulder, pulling him closer and tugging on his hair. 

“Schlatt-I- I’m so fuckin’ - close..” Her words broken up from random moans and whimpers. 

“Yeah? You gunna cum for me? Fuck, you’re so fuckin’ pretty like this baby.” Schlatt curls his fingers a bit,

 pressing into that one spot that makes her head get fuzzy and eyes roll back.

 “Wait.” He says, going impossibly faster than before. “Don’t cum yet. You cum when I tell you to, understood?”

Y/n’s eyes are screwed shut, lips parted into an almost perfect ‘O’. 

“Mm-fuck. Mhm- I-I understand.. oh my god-“ 

Schlatt pulls back despite her hand desperately trying to pull him closer.

 Instead her arm does against the door, leaving scratches on the wood. “Schlatt- Pleasee, I wanna- let me cum..”  Schlatt begins to laugh, enjoying the sight before him. 

 Y/n’s back arched, thighs trembling, face twisted in pleasure, and his fingers pumping into her.

“Go ahead baby, cum for me.” 

Y/n practically screams as she reaches the edge, legs almost giving out and pussy spamming.

Her hand flies down at an attempt to stop Schlatt’s hand. 

“Waitwaitwaitwait-“ she says, almost yelping as she feels another orgasm approaching. “Fuck! Schlatt- please..”

He ignores her pleas, “C’mon baby, one more- for me.” He says, groaning as he plams his cock with his other hand.

“Cum.”

He says, commanding a shock to run through her body. “Fuck Schlatt- I fuckkk..” Once her body relaxes, she almost goes limp. 

“How are you feelin’ toots?” Schlatt asks, hands on her waist and holding her up. “Hm..?” She hums, tilting her head up and blinking at Schlatt. He chuckles, temporarily pulling up her underwear, leaving the shorts behind. Schlatt carries her over the the bed, peeling her limps off him. “You okay?” He asks, standing in front of y/n. 

“mmhm..” She mumbles, nodding her head. Schlatt shakes his head, “Nah, you know you gotta use your words.” He says, kneeling down to be at almost eye level with her.  “Im okay..” She manages to get out, smiling at Schlatt, and threading her hand through his hair. 

There was a moment of silence between them, not the slightest awkwardness in it.

Schlatt lunges forward, smashing their lips together. Y/n reciprocated said kiss, tugging at his hair every so often. “Fuck toots, i need to taste you.” Schlatt muttered against her lips, his own traveling further down. Sloppy wet smooches placed down her neck. Schlatt pulled off her shirt, revealing her perfect tits. Schlatt’s mouth eventually makes its way from her lips to her other lips. Y/n bare pussy right in front of his face. Schlatt gripped her legs, swinging them overr his shoulders. He teased a bit, kissing the insides of her thighs. “Schlatt..” She whined, grinding her hips against nothing. “So impatient..” He said, smirking. Yet he gave in, licking a broad stripe from her hole to clit. Y/n let out a gasp of air, hands practically teleporting back to Schlatt’s hair. Schlatt groaned against her, the vibration shocking her to the core. “Sir.. please..” She whimpered, not knowing what she was beginning for.

Hearing her words, Schlatt begins to lap at her hole. holding her hips, almost leaving a bruise.

Whines, moans, and gasps filled the room along with the lewd sounds of slurping and sucking. “Jesus fucking christ..! Jay..” Schlatt looks up at her, writhing and back arching. His tongue moves quicker, eager to get inside her. “Oh-ohmy-Fuck!” She shouts out, her grip on Schlatt’s hair unbelievably tight. “im gunna-holyshit-im gunna cum“ He groaned against y/n, encouraging her orgasm. The vibration was just enough to get her thighs shaking and pussy dripping. “Fuck toots..” Schlatt mumbles, sitting on his knees, still between her legs. Schlatt looks down, his cock straining against his sweats.

“I need to have you. Right fucking now.”

He says through gritted teeth. Y/n, still panting, spreads her legs. Her own juices and Schlatt’s saliva mixed and covering her lower body in the sticky substance. When she sees him staring at the sight below, then her face. Y/n bites her lip shyly, turning her face away. “Awhh c’mon baby.. dont hide that pretty face f’me.” He said, grabbing her chin, shoving his thumb between her pink lips. “Look at me while i fuck you.” Schlatt grabs at her ankle, lifting it over his shoulder.

 “You ready?” He asks, pausing. His thumb now out of her mouth and wiped on the comforter bellow. Schlatt’s hand holds Y/n, rubbing his thumb across the soft flesh of her hip. “Mhm, ‘m ready.” She says, her voice oddly soft yet rough. A grin spreads on his face, leaning down to press a chaste kiss to her lips. “I love you so fuckin’ much sweetheart..” Y/n, a smile on her face, parts her lips to say something back. Instead she is interrupted by the feeling of Schlatt pushing into her. Her eyes flutter shut, “Shit- Schlatt..” she looks up to see Schlatt, her lower thigh in his left hand and her soft tummy under his right. 

Y/n grabs at his hand in her stomach, holding on for dear life as he pistols himself into her. In search for anything to ground herself, her hand moves from his hand to his neck. Pulling him down, she kisses him, moaning into them. “Fuck- baby..” Y/n mutters out, “ ‘m close.” Schlatt, who’s no longer hold her thigh but now holding himself up, arm planted beside her head.

“Oh yeah? Where do you want me toots?” Schlatt asks, feeling his cock slightly throb inside her. It takes a moment for Y/n to answer, her mind fuzzy. “Inside.” She blurts out, eyebrows knitted together. Schlatt chuckles, “Fuck yeah baby. Such a dirty girl, want’n me to fill her up.” He says between grunts and moans into her ear. “I bet you’d look so fuckin hot with a round tummy and huge tits.” Y/n moans out, back arching into him. “Jay- Fuck i mean- Sir, please can i cum..?” Y/n begs, her eyes practically rolling into the back of her head. 

“Go ahead toots, fuckin cum for me.” Schlatt says, the euphoric feeling of Y/n cunt spasming around his dick sending him over the edge. “FuckFuckFuck-“ He moans out, cumming inside her. Sitting up Schlatt, carefully pulls out. Making quick work of cleaning them both up with a nearby towel from the bedside table.

 “How ya feelin bubs?” he asks, laying beside Y/n, pulling her closer to his chest. “m good..” She muttered, snuggling into Schlatt 

“i love you Jay..”

“I love ya too Y/n”

burp

okay so y/n won 😭 i’ll prolly finish by the end of this week cause im supa busy

announcement

so erm, i’ve been waiting a little jschlatt smut fic and i honestly really like it so i might js make it into a multi part fic. !!

i haven’t died yet, im still here. I’ve been stalking everyone, looming in the shadows likes batman.

DONT LEAVE ME MICHEAL !!

hey chat, it’s been a while.

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH BTW 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🟥🟧🟨🟩🟦🟪🩷💜💙🎀 anyways i’m bi.

so where were we, right. uh so i’m have some trouble writing and figuring out what to write about. So erm i might do a poll (if i can figure out how to do that) and js see what kind of content u guys want. (i’m too much of a pussy to do shut in ny own cause i need praise.) so uh yeah !!

erm..

me: *daddy issues*

schlatt: *Existing as an older, mean man*

me: 😏

Day 14, lyrics! These lyrics are from ‘Achilles Come Down’ by Gang of Youths. I thought it was fitting because of the recent developments on the SMP server.

I feel like the song could be applied to Wilbur right before he fully went off, Schlatt as the negative goading voice, the man Wilbur is trying to beat, a direct connect to Wilbur’s fall. Tommy as the positive hopeful voice trying to convince Wilbur to not do anything rash. Wilbur as a tired man with nothing left to lose.

Dream and Techno as the first French segment in the song. They are helping Wilbur, doing nothing to convince him this plan might not be a good idea.

And finally Tubbo and Fundy as the bottom quote. Wilbur’s ‘trust no one’ speech to Tommy. Tubbo and Fundy in Manberg, loathe what’s happening but love those you once trusted.

i fucked around on a random incorrect quote generator but with sbi/bee duo/chuckle sammie

(made with this)

SBI

Phil: I think we're missing something.

Wilbur: Teamwork?

Techno: Cohesion?

Tommy: A general sense of what we’re doing?

-

(Phil's helping Wilbur out after they get injured, while the others are watching)

Techno: How does Wilbur look?

Tommy: A little better than you, actually.

-

Phil: Tonight, one of you will betray us.

Wilbur: Is it me, Phil?

Phil: No, it’s not you.

Techno: Is it me, Phil?

Phil: It’s not you either.

Tommy: Is it me, Phil?

Phil:

Phil, mockingly: Is IT mE Phil?

-

Phil: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Wilbur: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Techno: I personally was created in a lab.

Tommy: I just straight up spawned lol.

-

Phil: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Wilbur: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Techno: I got distracted about halfway through.

Tommy: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

-

Phil: Why is Wilbur so sad?

Techno: They took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes

Phil: And...?

Wilbur: I got Tommy.

-

Phil: You know those things will kill you, right?

Wilbur, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.

Techno, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.

Tommy: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

-

Phil: *Gently taps table*

Wilbur: *Taps back*

Tommy: What are they doing?

Techno: Morse code.

Phil: *Aggressively taps table*

Wilbur: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

-

Phil: Can I be frank with you guys?

Wilbur: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Tommy: Can I still be Tommy?

Techno: Shh, let Frank speak.

-

Bee Dou

Tubbo, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Ranboo, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

-

Tubbo: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Ranboo: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

-

Tubbo: A theif.

Ranboo: Thief?

Tubbo: Theif.

Ranboo: I before E, except after C.

Tubbo: Thceif.

Ranboo: No.

-

Tubbo: I made tea.

Ranboo: I don’t want tea.

Tubbo: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Ranboo: Then why are you telling me?

Tubbo: It is a conversation starter.

Ranboo: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Tubbo: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

-

Tubbo: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Ranboo: What did you do?

Tubbo: Nobody died.

Ranboo: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

-

Tubbo: Ranboo and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Ranboo: Sentences.

Tubbo: Don't interrupt me.

-

Tubbo: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Ranboo: Thank you

Tubbo: I didn't say that was a good thing

Ranboo: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

-

Tubbo: Change is inedible.

Ranboo: Don't you mean inevitable?

Tubbo, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

-

Tubbo, talking to Ranboo on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?

Ranboo: You bet!

Tubbo: At what temperature?

Ranboo: 535.

Tubbo: That's the clock.

Ranboo:

Tubbo:

Ranboo: 536.

-

Chuckle Sandwich

Charlie, whispering to Ted, who’s on the phone with Schlatt: Ask them something!

Ted: How are you feeling?

Schlatt: Fine.

Charlie: Something personal!

Ted: At what age did you first get your period?

-

(The squad is trying to con some random guy)

Charlie: Um, Ted, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?

Ted: We need money!

Charlie: You're scamming him?

Ted: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?

Charlie: What?! No way!

Ted: Why not? We already stole Schlatt!

Schlatt: Hey guys

Charlie: No, we didn't. Schlatt can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!

Schlatt: I wanna steal

-

Charlie: You have to apologize to Ted

Schlatt: Fine.

Schlatt: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

-

Charlie: Hey Ted,

Ted: Yes?

Charlie: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Ted:

Ted: Where’s Schlatt?

-

Charlie: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Ted: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Schlatt: In that case, we're definitely lost.

-

Charlie: If you had to choose between Ted and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Schlatt: That depends, how much money are we talking about?

Ted: Schlatt!

Charlie: 63 cents.

Schlatt: I'll take the money.

Ted: SCHLATT!!!

-

Ted: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Schlatt: How am I supposed to know?

Charlie: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge.

Schlatt: *sighs*

Schlatt: You wouldn't be trapped.

-

Schlatt: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.

Ted, amazed: Wow...

Charlie, to Ted: Well what does that mean?

Ted: I don't know.

Ted, to Schlatt: What does that mean?

-

Ted: If Schlatt and I were drowning, who would you save?

Charlie: You two can’t swim?

Schlatt: It’s a hypothetical question, Charlie! who would you save?

Charlie: my time and effort.

-

Ted, driving Schlatt and Charlie: So how was your day?

Charlie: We almost got surprise adopted!

Ted: What?

Schlatt: We almost got kidnapped.

Ted: Oh, okay.

Ted: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

-

Ted: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Schlatt: The cow???

Ted: What?

Charlie: Schlatt, W H Y?