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1 year ago

Every time people ask Endeavor why he has all that fire on his face, he gives a different answer just to fuck with them:

“So that mosquitoes don’t bite me.”

“It’s a comfort thing.”

“Intimidation factor.”

“For Hawks to stop trying to kiss me.”

“There’s a fire on my face? Wait what??”

“I’m tired of having to apply sunscreen all the time.”

“So I can headbutt a villain and give them a second-degree burn at the same time.”

“I don’t know how to turn it off. Help.”

“You won’t believe how often people try to slap me.”

“But do you really want to see what’s underneath?”

“I feel naked without it.”

“I can put raw chicken on skewers, and by the time it reaches my mouth, it’s yakitori.”

“It’s the new fashion thing.”

“It only appears when the person I’m talking to is stupid. Has it appeared?”

“Fire? What fire? Are you seeing things?”

“I’m cursed.”

“It’s the only way to stop Best Jeanist from using hairspray on me.”

“I was born like this. Yeah, my mom didn’t like it either.”

“Face tattoo gone wrong. Have to cover up.”

Every Time People Ask Endeavor Why He Has All That Fire On His Face, He Gives A Different Answer Just

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3 months ago

She did nothing wrong

Lesbian created only to be an obstacle in someone else’s romance, be hated by the audience and die horribly ill always love you. You deserve better

Lesbian Created Only To Be An Obstacle In Someone Else’s Romance, Be Hated By The Audience And Die

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2 years ago

The continuity of this makes my brain hurt and WE WOULD NEVER BE BLESSED WITH COOL COWBOY HAT ROBIN THE TRAGEDY

No One Talks About The Consequences Of The World Forgetting About Robin :P

No one talks about the consequences of the world forgetting about Robin :P


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