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How I think the different races of middle earth deal with mental health:
Tw: mental health, brief mention of suicide, brief mention of alcohol misuse
Please don’t read this if it will negatively effect you in any way.
It’s not that important, nothing i post is ever as important as ur mental health, I’ll see you in the next post :)
Hobbits:
Wouldn’t dare to talk about it for fear of scandal, when someone yeets themselves from the mortal coil everyone else says they drowned fishing or ate a bad mushroom. Really really bad vibes.
Humans and numenoreans:
Trying trying okay? ‘Talk to a friend or family member’, ‘have you tried going for a walk’ ‘make sure you eat lots of healthy colorful vegetables to keep the good humors up’
They don’t know what they’re doing but they definitely know that drinking about it is an answer, perhaps not the correct one, but definitely one of the answers of all time.
Elves:
They love being depressed. Everything is so god damn depressing about elves and they love it.
Seriously, if they could by melancholy flavored ice cream they would *
Dwarves:
(Note: please exclude a Mister Thorin Oakenshield from this description)
Actually generally pretty good about it, they live in the dark a lot of the time and as such don’t get enough sun and know that that is a very real cause of a bad head space, they have a lot of access to minerals and cold weather plants that work well to treat depression and a large enough work force that if you need a few days off to right yourself no one bats an eye.
Ents:
So bad at communicating that they scared the hoes.*
Goblins:
Couldn’t articulate their emotions if they were offered a gold coin the size of a shire door. *
Orcs/Orks:
Will complain to each other openly but lack any empathy to retain what others say to them so it’s just a sea of whinging and whining.
**I will also put a red asterisk next to everything that applies to Thorin because it’s funny and I’m mean **
this dude was on the verge of a breakdown for the entirety of super
This may be my favorite one so far
Rip to my pens & sharpie though
No matter our fate, I will keep you safe.
Inktober Day 5: Flame
I’m back. Slowly finishing all the pieces I started.
Sephy sad now
I am also taking commissions now!
FROM 1990 TO 1989
these are the vibes for chapter 1 💯: Tuesday's Gone
(jackson’s pov):
AHHHHHH I AM BEYOND EXITED FOR THIS FIC! only 1 chap is currently out (16.2k words) and it’s a Jaxer/Jexer endgame!
Summary:
“The day Exer turned 19 is when it all went bad. Real fucking bad.
An earthquake set forth the catastrophe. No one in town thought anything of it, as they had become more and more used to their frequentness thanks to Exer’s little…accidents.
Okay, putting it that way makes it sound as if the boy still wets his pants. A better word would be ‘outbursts’.
Anyway, not the point.
Even Jackson didn’t freak out during the first few minutes of the trembling. He knew Exer had a good support group and it would all calm down in due time.
It didn’t.”
Where are the “Jimmy will not die first” posts, we need to get them going now before it’s too late
Look he's very well-written but on god mistakes were made in the birthing of this man
Bodyless voice: THIS IS THE THRONE OF DIVINE JUDGMENT. IF YOU WISH TO LIVE, YOU MUST BE JUDGED. SIT UPON MY THRONE AND I SHALL DECIDE YOUR FATE!!!
Arthur: *sits*
Bodyless voice: AH, THE ONCE AND FUTURE KING. *lists Arthur's deeds and failures* AS SUCH, I DECREE THAT YOU OFFER ME A SACRIFICE. DO PENANCE, YOUNG PENDRAGON. EMPTY YOUR VAULTS AND MAKE ME A STATUE
Arthur, appalled: but that's tax money. I need that for the people!
Bodyless voice: IT IS MY DECREE. WHO IS NEXT.
Arthur: I'm not done with you. Merlin, you go.
Merlin: do I have to?
Arthur: just- do it. You're talking to a god, you idiot! Everyone here needs to be judged.
Merlin: ... Okay. *Sits*
Bodyless voice: OH... OH NO.
Merlin: what
Bodyless voice: I DID NOT- I MEANT NO OFFENCE, YOUR HIGHNESS. EMRYS, MY LORD, I AM SO SORRY. OF COURSE I DON'T NEED THAT STATUE. PLEASE FORGIVE ME! *Keeps brabbling on his apology*
Arthur: what the fuck is happening. Merlin, what the hell did you do?
Merlin: ... You're talking to a god, you prat!
..... You know what your right
Dash doing great things tonight
beej art that i've been rotating in my head (procreate) couple days now and giving up on it
i love this repressed moustache man so much,,,
Present Mic and his Aizawas <3 <3
This will probably be my new wallpaper from now on (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
HIIIIII me and my friends all picked 8 characters to compete for this tournament. the tournament doesn’t really have a theme it’s just whos best basically. THIS bracket is between Satoru Gojo from Jujutsu Kaisen ANDDD Sigma from Bungo Stray Dogs
uhh, dazai loses his ability for a day so he can pet the big cat <3
I'm supposed to be working but instead I drew jimmy dying in a glue trap
Honestly this is how it should've been
Is it weird that I want to see a drawing of heatwave (from transformers rescue bots) punching megatron (transformers prime) in the face or interface panels? Because I don't think it's weird and I believe that heatwave deserves to give megatron a good beating
Hello transformers fans.
Here is a thought I just had about transformers one. More specifically the fight between starscream and D-16/ megatron.
Do you think that the only reason as to way starscream lost the fight was because he was starving from lack of energon?
I mean, he was the leader of the high guard, he fought against the quintesons (I don't know how to write it) in the war. He also kept probably most of the high guard safe and surviving on the surface.
Yet he lost to a mach who only got his t-cog like a few hours before.
I don't know about you but for me it's weird.
So I came up with the explanation that starscream lost the fight only because he was starving himself so his soldiers and the mach under his commend won't die.
Because with the lost of their primes, their leaders, he was now technically the leader and only one incharge. So he decided that he would not disappoint his primes by kipping their army and the mach they entrusted him with safe.
Even at the exchange/ price of his own life.
Leeknow sent a pic on bubble 🫧
“really speechless”
(Late post)
"bill comes back to gravity falls powerless" au except ford beats the shit out of him
Can we get The Narrator from Fight Club?
The Narrator from Fight Club is being blended!!
You cannot save him.
Congratulations, Emmet!
You have been named the Best Train Conductor of All Time!
Gintama Confession:
“Shinpachi deserves more love.”
He deserved it lol