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okay so the shortest known battle in the history of the world was 38 minutes long. It took place in 1896, from 9:00am-9:38am
and doesn't that just scream Aziracrow?
hear me out:
Crowley: oh yeah, Angel, hell wants me to tempt some humans into starting another war
Aziraphale: Another one? really? and this soon after the civil war - it feels rather lazy, doesn't it?
Crowley: well, you know those guys, always got quotas to fill. Plus, I'm already on thin ice with downstairs at the present, I'm afraid I can't really get out of this one.
Aziraphale, sighing: I know, I know...I suppose...what do you say to a teeny tiny war?
Crowley: ...just how tiny are we talking?