Dani Phantom - Blog Posts

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Jack 'I invented Ecto-Contamination' Fenton punches superman in the face hard, like, he's halfway to metropolys by the time he regains consciousness hard.

His reason?

You leave his cloned granddaughter alone! You don't have the right to pick one her you dumb alien clonist!

With that he marches towards the basement, and before he steps into the portal, he shouts, knowing full well the floting dummy can hear him.

Jack: "I'm going to get your parents and see how could they raise such a failure. You're enough of a disappointment that I guarantee you they came back as ghosts."

Jack is normally nice, but he made his cloned hafa gandbaby cry, and that is a sin unforgivable.

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Danny transform into a honey badger to spite Vlad.

That is, until he discovers literally nothing can stop him in this form.

A couple of his rogues team up? He scares them into running back into the portal, completely ignoring the Fenton's guns pointing at them.

Somehow Dan manages to escape. Danny beats him up so bad he transforms into a baby and crawls back into his termos sobbing hysterically.

Vald and Dani where spectating the whole ordeal. As soon as he sees Dani's vicious grinn Vlad immediately and on the spot swers off on any and all villany.

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An AU where Danny is VERY tired. Like doing anything other than just living activily saps him of his strength. Because life and death are not meant to be balanced.

Now, onto the important part. When people make clones they activily try to make them better then the originals, even if they don't realize it.

Dani/Ella is like that, it just took a little time to kick in. So now we have an overpowered Dani, like use Dark and Dan as toothpicks overpowered. A Dani so powerful she could waltz up to Haven and demand the key, and the angels would aske her if she wants the throne to go with it. An Ella who sees Danny as her dad.

So what happens when this literal God of a child sees that her dad is dying from everything other then breathing?

She starts fixing his problems. The ghosts don't dare cross the Fenton portal without her permission. The GIW dissappears of the map. She strong-arms Vlad into getting rid of the anti-ecto acts by threat of nuking every property he owns (He is a bit proud ['read' a lot] of her for that one).

She forces the Fentons to revise every. single. one. of their theories by making them think they have miscalculated some equations in them or something (The guilt quickly cracks concrete with their teeth).

And cuddles in the side of a giant cujo with Danny.

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Dani is in deep trouble, like she is cornered by Vlad or The GIW or both.

And just as they're about to get her, Cujo pops in.

He looks at all of them individually for a long moment then goes:

Cujo: ~WOOF~

He release a deep bark. Like the pits of hell deep. Like you feel your soul strain, you feel your sins rattle inside your bones. Deep enough to shake space, to make your blood sing death metal.

And then he grows, and he keeps growing and growing, past skyscrapers, past satelites, he grows till his tail touches the moon and then some, until soon, a PLANET sized pupil is staring right at them, daring them to even breathe.

For me, Ma Kent canonically will always have a pair of Kryptonite knuckle-dusters in her bedside cabinet. Because, while Clark is their son, he is also quite an idiot sometimes.

So, when Dani comes over to the farm to inform them (What a nice young lady she is) about Connor the clone, and that superman is being an Ass to him-

-They know that clones are basically the norm on Krypton, and according to Krypton laws he should have already been teaching him how to play baseball and ride a bike (They have been talking to Jor'El [He is also disappointedin his son])...

Well, let's just say that Superman wakes up in the tower's infirmary, seeing stars, sporting a nasty bruise on his forehead and a concusion headache.

I'm a sucker for dc x dp crossovers with constantine so imagine,

So the justice league is trying to summon the ghost king and Constantine has already met Phantom and is waiting for the chaos (I'm thinking a summoning gone wrong turned tea party) When they do Dani shows up and asks them all this stuff about if they have an appointment and that. Batman, utterly confused because his research left him totally unprepared, says that they didn't know they needed to make one. This leads Dani to go into this entire speal about how the ghost king is very busy and doesn't answer every summoning. This speech goes on for almost three  hours until Danny shows up looking for Dani so they could finish catching up and decides to go screw with Constantine and lift him up in the air. It takes a good ten minutes for everyone to realize this and that is when Danny drops him, appearing crown and all. Telling them that if they wanted to get it that Constantine has his number. They all stare at the two ghost children while the two end the ritual and leave.

*Extra*

"You mean to tell us that we didn't have to go through that and you could have just called him"

"You didnt ask"

This we need more please write more of this fiction writer please write about this and tag me I really need more please

Something I've seen in fics a few times but not for comedic effect is the idea that Constantine selling his soul so many times makes him look/feel Wrong to ghosts.

Like I love various Danny ghost shenanigans giving Constantine a heart attack in stories but just imagine that Constantine is like deeply, deeply unsettling for Ghosts & Liminals to be around.

To the point of whenever he and Danny meet for the first time at the Watchtower after Danny's joined the League, Constantine just walks in and upon turning to look at who just walked in Danny just shrieks like a small child and throws a chair at him out of reflex, diving behind Captain Marvel to use him as a magical human meat shield while screeching "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!" At the top of his lungs and doesn't stop until Batman makes Constantine leave.

Even after Zantanna explains Constantine's whole deal and Danny explains to the Justice League how totally fucked up that looks/feels like to him ("Dude, Ghosts are their core, for us you see that before you see the shape of whoever you're talking to. Like, imagine someone walks up to you with a face that looks like it's made out of a shattered plate and the pieces are bleeding"

Or like, imagine instead it's a thing were Jason and Jazz are dating and Jazz, Danny & Elle are invited over for a nice meet the family brunch - "Brunch is fun and casual!" Dick insisted, "Way less intimidating than if we had them over for dinner!") and Constantine pops in to talk to Bruce about a case.

And the second he walks into the room all three just shriek like they're from an episode of Scooby Doo.

Elle takes one look at Constantine and just nopes out of there so hard she doesn't even gk intangible as she throws herself out the window and starts flying for the hills. Danny screeches like a cat whose tail has been stepped on and jumps onto the ceiling and scrambles away. Jazz screams like a house wife from an old Looney Tunes cartoon and starts climbing Jason like a tree - which is a bit of a problem since she's half a foot taller than Jay and throwing his center of balance off a bit and now half of the plates are smashed on the floor.

Jason doesn't even notice though because he also is losing his shit over what the fuck that thing is and unlike Elle is far more interested in Fight rather than Flight and pulls out a gun - "Why'd you bring a gun to brunch?! Guns aren't fun or casual!" - and just starts unloading on Constantine (who is very lucky Jason has switched to non lethal rounds and that he's quick enough with his spells to largely keep most of the rubber bullets from hitting him) also while screaming at the top of his lungs.

And well, turns out Jason's new girlfriend is the older sister of that ghost hero the League's been looking to recruit and Bruce is gonna take advantage of that - Phantom has been hard to pin down, which is fair, bad history with government agencies trying to kill him and all - to talk to him about a place with JL, though first he's going to have to get him down from the ceiling and that'd be a lot easier if Constantine would just leave already, they are supposed to be having a family brunch this is his one day off!

(Elle screams her all the way to Metropolis and doesn't stop until she nearly knocks Superman out of the sky. He isn’t really sure what's going on, but he does manage to calm her down and takes her to go get some ice cream. When he pitches joining JL she tells him that she thinks he's kinda lame but that Superboy is cool so she's down. It's...honestly kinda devastating but Clark manages to get through it.

A note gets made when the two ghost heroes officially join the League that partnerships with Constantine should be kept at an absolute minimum.)

And lol yeah, just, Constantine being utterly terrifying to Danny and the Pham

Something you didn't know you needed. I'm proud of this one. The two drawings were the base inspiration for this clip. Came from here And sorry but there is no audio. My intentions where never to add sound. It was merely a test.