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Just watched Thunderbolts* and then tried to go to sleep and my brain decided to write up a whole ass speech that Yelena should have said, idk I might write it down or something idk.
Edit: Here is the 3am drabble or something
Thunderbolts* spoiler below ig
Takes place right when Valentina says the new avengers
*Yelena walks up to the podium with an air of confidence, looks at her teammates then at the press*
Yelena: This is not true, we are not this, "new avengers" she claims we are. Half of use here [Thunderbolts*] are just hired killers, and mere days ago she hired use all to try and kill each other at a laboratory up in Nevada then incinerate us to get rid of project sentry and any loose ends. Ox corp were trying to make a single superhero that was stronger than all the Avengers combined. We are just a group of scrappy antiheroes, we are the Thunderbolts.
*-The press start taking many photos and asking so questions
-Yelena walks away with the other thunderbolts following behind, Red Guardian waves at the press before following
-Valentina is shocked and watches the thunderbolts leave
-Congressman Gary is in shock/impressed by the new information he just hears*
Post credit scene: Same as before
Post Post credit scene: *The Thunderbolts* are giving Sam a tour of the building, having a few takeout bags of shrawma, the rest of the scene stays the same*