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Marauders beetlejuice au??

Barbara & Adam Maitland -> James and Lily

Beetlejuice -> Sirius

Lydia deetz -> regulus

Otho -> Peter

Bernard(briefly mentioned, othos help) -> Remus

Charles & Delia deetz -> Walburga and Orion

Juno(the Maitland’s caseworker) -> Marlene

Jane butterfield (real estates agent) -> Mary

Shrunken head guy -> pandora

(I don’t know where Dorcas, barty or Evan could be mentioned but someone could make it work)

My introduction!

Hi I’m Louise, literally just someone who likes the marauders and wanted to get my thoughts out of my mind 🙏

I have a TikTok and insta, both handles are: tiny_pterodactyl

My TikTok has some crap edits so… be warned 🥀

My insta has some art, some marauders, some not, mostly jsut showcasing paintings, clay and drawings I have done

Headcannons for the family lives of each marauders (please be reminded these are my headcannons and any hate will cause an argument from me 🫶)

James: happy loving parents but not all the time, families always have flaws the potters are just better at hiding them. He would argue with his dad a lot over stupid things but James never hated his dad

Sirius + regulus: of course the abusive Walburga and Orion BUT I like to think that when they were younger Walburga was kinder to them but was then placed under the imperious curse by Orion to keep her in line, and to discipline there children better

Peter: BIG family, kind of an opposite Weasley family, five sister and Peter is the only boy. I like to headcannon on of his sisters was deaf and non magic so she was less loved by her family but her and Peter were reallly close. Peter is the middle child, three older, two younger. His father is not in the picture, left when Peter was 7.

Remus: farm family, literally grew up on a farm and had like two horses, cows and chickens. His dad worked all the time and his mum was stayed home and took care of the animals. Remus was closer to his mum because he barely saw his dad but in the 6th year she got six and the year after they graduated she passed.

Marlene: child of divorce, (She jokes about it a lot) parents divorced on good terms but don’t keep them in the same room for long because they will argue. Has two older brothers that raised her when he parents were fighting

Mary: raised by her dad, only child, her mother passed away and severe complications during the pregnancy and birth. Her dad always would treat her like a princess but they did not grow up rich, her father balanced two jobs and taking care of Mary. He got a lot of help from grandma MacDonald

Lily: her and petunia were close, REALLY close and were all aware of them splitting apart after Lily was sent to Hogwarts. But I like to think they didn’t just, minimise contact. Petunia despised her so much that as soon as she could cut Lily out completely, that’s why she hated Harry so much. But deep down she still loved her sister,

Barty: absolutely despised his dad. (In a muggle au I enjoy him having severe religious trauma and that’s why he despised his dad so much, probs will write some short about this), his mum was completely corrupted by his dad and always listened and believed everything he said. Barty still loved his mum, he knew that she wasn’t really like that, it’s his dad’s fault.

Evan + Pandora: parents were very together but Pandora was raised as a princess, learning how to be a good housewife and a perfect mother, while Evan learned the “manlier stuff” (which I cannot think of right now so use your imagination). The Two grew up very differently from eachother, so they never had a strong relationship, but they learned bro be siblings over time

Dorcas: another child of divorce, probably why Marlene and her clicked so well. The only difference is that Dorcas parents divorced when she was really young while Marlene was older. Dorcas always favoured her dad over her mum but they both were severly flawed.

Marauder era characters as things my friends have said part 40

Barty: hey are you coming to hogsmeade tomorrow?

Regulus: I’ll make sure one sec

(Half an hour later)

Barty: it has been longer than a second

Regulus: this weekend right?

Barty: yeah

Regulus: ok one sec

(2 hours later)

Barty: bitch why do you say one sec and never reply

Evan practically broke down the door into the common room. Speeding past everyone, all his friends and a concerned sister. He was clearly pissed but recently he’s been on edge more than usual, that’s why his friends didn’t go after him. But then again recently Evan has also recently been trying to forget his feelings for Barty but Barty is not helping that at all.

Evan burst the door open the his dorm room, slamming it shut behind him and making Barty jump at the sound. Barty sat up on his bed staring at Evan who was rapidly approaching.

“Merlin’s beard!” Barty chuckled, “what’s go your panties in a-“ but before Barty could finish the sentence, Evan was already pouncing on Barty snogging the living daylights out of him.

Evan was certain the Barty was going to push him off immediately but to his suprise Barty pulled him onto his lap and kissed him back. Bartys hands held Evan’s waist tightly while Evan was squishing there faces together like if they broke apart the world would end.

Evan was even more surprised when Barty did break apart there kiss, not to be mad at Evan but to slowly kiss down Evan’s neck. Long and hard kisses in between quick and small kisses.

Small gasps left Evan’s mouth as Barty continued kissing at his neck, moving as best he could to reach Evan’s collar bones. Bartys hands had starts unbuttoning Evan’s shirt and without thinking Evan was doing to same with Bartys.

“I wasn’t expecting this reaction” Evan’s breathed out as on of Bartys hand reached up to pull on Evan’s hair

“Well I wasn’t expecting you to start snogging me but here we are” Barty responded into Evan’s neck, “I do have one question though” Barty slowly pulled back, the two finally faces eachother. Eyes locking, Evan couldn’t help but get lost in Bartys eyes

“What is it?” Evan’s whispered,

“Why did you start kissing me?” Barty asked, clearly unsure of his question. Evan’s couldn’t help but laugh, Barty rolled his eyes at the boy

“Jesus Barty” Evan’s laughed out “how dense are you!”

“I’m sorry I’m not great at context clues!” Barty laughed,

“Oh so me snogging you wasn’t enough of a context clue?”

“I don’t know maybe you were just… horny?”

“Fucking hell Barty!” Evan’s laugh now filled up the room.

“We’ve done it before!”

“Ok well right now i wanna have sex with you because I’m hoping… you like me back”

“You like me?” Barty whispered

“I’ll leave” Evan said, the seriousness in his voice was enough for Barty to realise to take it back

“Right sorry,” Barty chuckled, he started at Evan for a few moments before muttering out “I like you too”

I wrote a Jegulus fanfiction for my English short story thinking my teacher wouldn’t know what the marauders were but she came up to me giving me feedback and said “maybe this is just my fanfiction brain” and then she said “maybe discuss some of there years at Hogwarts” and I genuinely have no idea what I felt in my moment but afterwards I could not stop giggling

I’m going to start pushing Russian Barty for reason I cannot explain but I just need to be heard out 🙌

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 38

Pandora: my brother just called me a stupid head

Barty: your are a stupid head though

Pandora: no you are

Barty: D: why would you say that!

Pandora: because you are

I’ve made one of my friends who doesn’t know shit about the marauders read art heist baby during a cyclone while her power is out, I haven’t gotten any confirmation if she enjoys yet but once I do I will update.

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 32

Barty: *holding coca-cola*

James: is that open? Can I have it?

Barty: it’s open and I’ve started drinking it

James: die

Barty: 😊

James: don’t be so happy. Die. Die bigly.

Barty: I’m happy I got Coke

James: I’m happy your gonna die at 2:47am

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 32

Evan: there’s a snake in my house, idk what to do

Barty: is anyone home?

Evan: yeah, me and Pandora are in a corner

Barty: call the snake grabbers

Barty: the snake snatchers

Barty: the people to grab the snakes

Evan: I don’t need snake grabbers a

Barty: why? Did snake leave? They tend to not do that. DID YOU EAT IT!?

Evan: nah we’re just leaving it, it’s stuck on fly tape

Barty: ok homie pet snek

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 22

Barty: why do these chips look like ASS!

Evan: what the fuck

Evan: they look like regulus’s skin colour

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 20

Regulus: naming my notes is getting more difficult, this one is just called let’s fuck around and find out

Barty: what’s the note?

Regulus: I don’t know bro, wanna fuck around and find out?

Barty: yep, without around and find out

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 12? I think.

*regulus removed a silencing charm he had on Barty and evan*

Barty: whew, that was scary

Evan: yup

*places silencing charm back on them*

(This was in my gc when I removed there ability to talk 😃)

As much as people want this to be jegulus, it is and always will be the perfect bartylus variants

This movie would make the perfect rosestarkiller fanfic like

Ferris Bueller: barty crouch jr

Sloan Peterson: Regulus Black

Cameron Frye: evan rosier

Ferris Bueller is my fav Barty Crouch Jr variant and i feel like this is how he should be written in ever muggle au

Could also work for jegulily but i think it fits better for rosestarkiller

Marauders X Descendants au where Regulus, Sirius, Evan, Barty, and Dorcas are from the isles and it has Jegulus, Wolfstar, Dorlene, Rosekiller, and Pandalily.

This may be like, very specific, but are there any bartylus shameless fics, because like i saw a post about this, and i cant stop thinking about it

Charlie Dalton as a Barty Crouch Jr. variant? No? Just me? ….. ok😢

Rosekiller anthem 🥀

"omg imagine Sirius and Barty next to each other in Azkaban, they would be gossiping so much!!!"

meanwhile what Sirius actually tells us about their time together in Azkaban:

Draco Malfoy this Draco Malfoy that ok but what about Barty Crouch Jr

if you hc ppl straight, yea no I don't care but if you hc BARTY, REGULUS AND MARLENE straight fuck you like no, they are gayer then the gayest period

My ship opinions

like I'm srry but I litterally cannot picture Regulus with anyone else besides James 😭😭

canon

headcanon that pandora never did her own braids she always had evan do it and later barty cuz he thought it was cool so he made evan teach him how to do it.

years later luna will not leave the house until one of her uncles does her braids bc her mom sucks at it and don’t you care about me uncle evan?? are you saying you want me to get bullied?? i just want to look pretty 🥺🥺

finally going to start reading atyd

they each have a ‘trauma sharing’ bingo on their cell wall, where they have boxes such as ‘getting hexed’, ‘made to be sleeping outside’, etc

when one of them shares a traumatic childhood story, the other cross boxes and they alternate out until one of them hits bingo

barty and sirius were actually next to each other in azkaban and they bonded over having daddy issues and being gay for their best friend

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sirius Black/Barty Crouch Jr. Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Regulus Black, Barty Crouch Jr., Dorcas Meadowes 

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  Summary:

‘Have a problem with that mouth you keep running. Consider yourself lucky no one has come and shut it for you yet,’ Sirius spits, ready to turn around and leave it at that.

‘Why,’ Barty grins. ‘Wanna be the first to try?’

Or, Sirius thinks someone is really ought to teach Barty how to shut the fuck up.

barty is thrown into the cell next to sirius'. they both hate this and appreciate the irony of finding themselves ending up in the same place as the person they despised for years. they spend the first week arguing and insulting and screaming at each other.

and then one particular bad night barty wakes up from a nightmare and found sirius talking to the regulus star. next things you know they're sharing stories about regulus, sirius from when they were children, and barty from when they were teenage boys at hogwarts.

they end up bonding over the person they both love and their grief. they both appreciate the irony in their only source of comfort being the person they despised for years.

barty and sirius were actually next to each other in azkaban and they bonded over having daddy issues and being gay for their best friend