u’v all heard of dean the whore with a heart of gold, but now hear of castiel thee girlboss with a heart of kindness.
List of transgressions on Castiel's Crimingel(Criminal Angel) Record that got him Lobotomized (no order)
Stepping on the first fish that crawled onto land
Fucking the micheal sword (fine, simping 4 the micheal sword & attempting to sabotage the Grand Plan by warning him about the 66 seals)
Attempting to stop the crucifucation of Jesus
Dating Jesus
Vandalising the Earth (crop circles & geoglyphs are just enochian swear words & shit like "God can kiss my ass" & "Ishim is an incel". The White Horse of Huffington is actually a lewd drawing of Naomi)
Planning a coup when heaven refused to intervene during the Great Flood
Trying to pet Unicorns in his true form, accidentally killing them all
Planning a coup when heaven refused to intervene during the Mahabharat
The Tom Sawyer Incident*
Planning a coup when heaven refused to intervene when the Europeans started building ships
Hanging out in black holes (they are forbidden)
*[in 1978, Castiel stole the soul of Tom Sawyer right before its deliverance to hell, where Anubis determined it belonged, & smuggled it into heaven in an act of morbid academic curiosity. It was dubbed to be the "height of [Castiel's] insolence", & his punishment was severe. Tom's trip to heaven contaminated his soul balance, & he had to be sent back to earth. He died again almost 30 years later. He went to heaven.]
Maybe it’s the new moon, but today I feel as if I’ll fade away. That my existence will cease its hold it has on me and I’ll slip through realities fingers. That laying here still will force me to drift away into my dreams. Where my innards haunt me and comfort me alike. And if I wake up, I’ll feel ok again. I know the pain won’t ever go away. But for as long as I lay here, it will be forgotten. So let me lay here for eternity. Please let me lay here.
That the wind causes ocean waves is obvious to anyone who has spent time near the water, but the details of that process remain fuzzy. Many of the explanations – like the Kelvin-Helmholtz instability – only explain part of the process, usually the beginning when the waves are very small. (Image credit: R. Bilcliff; see also N. Pizzo et al.) Read the full article
yes yes google suck . it bitch. ecosia god. use only ecosia.
but gotta give it to google. it knows me, and i love that. look how it makes me poems.
also google doodles are fun.
[img Id- the greatest cas-on-left-benny-on-right-dean-in-middle love triangle(incomplete). cas(labelled “dog on my street i call DOG”) and Benny( labelled “the dog on my street i call DOGGO”) look at each other in complete envy or heartbreak or some unfathomable expression as rival dean boyfriends, where in the background dean(labelled “me”) yelts his head back in frustration or whatever the emotion is when you see your boyfriends eye-fighting. end ID]
bow leg boy’s family dedication theme
jay gruska’s americana theme, played on a hand-crank music box
time heals all wounds but so much time is too much time how long will you take? we are mortals after all
keypad song. unravel. fuck chords