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#2Girls1Broccoli
WHYYYYY
tips for bottoming by ash ketchum
moms new video💖
“ I finally found you “
Tortoise hatchlings eating a hibiscus flower. (Source)
SunStroke Project (Moldova): 2010 → 2017.
I GUESS YOU CAN SAY SHE SNATCHED HER OWN WIG!
I'm tired..
Whoops ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Omg yess!!
Yooooooo
who’s gonna meme up su for me
Connie’s dad said Earthbound and I need some kind of bass boosted zoom in on his face with earthbound music going
This Episode of Steven Universe is Done.
it has been a while since the last time that I drew the wife
I really hope to see more interaction between Aquamarine and Topaz in future episodes. I also hope that Aquamarine is going to stay evil or whatever, and I’d like to see a Topaz redemption, even if we just met them, I feel like Topaz could be a great character
When I have the time I have to make a crossover drawing..
I CANT GET OVER THE FACT SHE REMINDS ME OF ALOIS!!! (Not mention topaz reminds me of Claude, but she probably doesn't shatter\kill her... OR DOES SHEE!!!??
Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out
Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..
Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend
Bro: touche…
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Bro: so you like girls?
Me: yep
Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?
Me: maybe
Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO??
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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?
Me: sure… $10?
Bro: okay
Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three
Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….
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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU
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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?
Bro: yeah?
Friend: what’s that?
Bro: basically she’ll date anyone
Friend: think she’ll date me?
Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..
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Bro: so…how was narnia?
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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too
Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out
Mother: yeah but-
Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything
Mother: yeah but-
Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has
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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED
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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?
Me: ew no
Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS
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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type
Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type
Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce
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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?
Me: hopefully
Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??
Me: no?
Bro: dammit…
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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur
Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you
Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!
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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?
Me: what?
Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food
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Bro: aw fuck
Me: what?
Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl!
Me: no thats okay-
Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???
tatianna and trinity taylor: queens of clappingback when they’re interrupted.
Marco, you sly dog! 😂Damn you Fandom, your trashiness knows no limit
sorry if the colors are painful
but you guys know how when you get delivered pizza or something they have those tiny table thingies, i used to play with that with like dolls and shit, LOVE THOSE LITTLE TABLE THINGS (aint it for stopping cheese from getting on the box?)
From Monster Arm
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